Just when Formula One needed something to get it’s mojo going again Felipe Massa collided with a huge metal spring at 150mph and the sport was given the injection it desperately needed!
After three years in retirement, and crashing various vehicles in the process during his daily life whilst no doubt trying to recreate his hugely successful F1 career, Schumacher is to get back in his Ferrari for the upcoming European Grand Prix in Valencia to fill in for his good friend Massa.
It should also be noted that Schumy is also a pretty decent amateur footballer which angers everyone at COS Towers. We hate people who are great at everything as the only things any of us are good at are drinking too heavily and making general fools of ourselves although Mr Constable claims he did have trials at West Ham United, but we are not convinced!
