Arsenal’s Big Swiss Senderos Will Join Everton and That’s an Order!
by Alan Smith's Forehead on August 4th, 2009 244 words | 4 commentsGet on with it!
Everton have confirmed they are negotiating with Arsenal over the transfer of defender Philippe Senderos.
Toffees Chairman Bill Kenwright revealed that talks are taking place but as yet no deal has been finalised.
Earlier today the Swiss Football Federation claimed that Senderos had signed for Everton.
Everton Chairman Kenwright said: ‘We have been negotiating with Arsenal for the transfer of Philippe.
‘Nothing has been concluded yet but talks are on going.’
The Swiss centre-back has been linked with a move to Goodison Park for several days. (Daily Mail)
We said this would happen some time ago, admittedly we did so because Arseblog told us so, and they are always spot on. Anyway now it’s the Swiss Football Federation saying it’s going to happen, and you don’t mess with those guys!
I can imagine the phone conversation between Philippe and the Swiss Officials, and this is how it would pan out.
Philippe: Why the hell have you told the whole world I have joined Everton!
SFF: Have you not joined them?
Philippe: Not yet!
SFF: Well you better hurry up and do so then.
Philippe: But….
SFF: No buts Philippe, do as you are told
Philippe: …I am not sure….
SFF: Do not mess with us, sign the deal so that we don’t look like fools!
Philippe: Ok, okay I’ll text Mr. Moyes now
SFF: Good, did you get the Cheese we sent by the way?
Philippe: Yes, very nice.
SFF: Good.
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thefunnyone - August 4th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
as an Arsenal fan all i can say is…..
WHOOPIE!!!!!
Vorian - August 4th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
More propaganda by man city, in their attempt to get jolean lescott. Man they sure are desperate to get him.
Poor Spuds - August 4th, 2009 at 7:16 pm
Awesome…
Everton’s paying money to buy an absolute Donkey who aint worth a penny…
cuz he had seriously threatened wenger’s record of selling players on profit… ( I was pretty sure that we’d have to give him to some club with some of our hard earned money so that they would be ready to hire him)
We are absolutely lucky to be making money out of a Donkey like him…
I thought Man city were crazy… but now everton’s givin them stiff competition…
Seriously though… We aint complaining 1 bit….
THANK YOU EVERTON!!! ( And Man city for having pressurized Everton to make this move)
anonymous - December 7th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
Looks like all you scummy gooners were wrong again