Now that Man City have hit the big time there was little need to employ Mr. Vassell in any capacity he was sold to Turkish side Ankaragücü (I haven’t got a clue how to say it either) and you know what…he’s only gone and scored a goal. If you look at the former Aston Villa man’s face he actually looks genuinely surprised to have scored, which given he is a professional footballer who’s job it is to score, is a little worrying, perhaps he’ll get used to this sensation, but we doubt it!

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