Mystery Man Wants to Buy Newcastle United: Anyone Would be Better than Mr Odious & Obese!
by Christian Bailey on August 26th, 2009 334 words | 8 commentsFingers crossed!

BUSINESSMAN Geoff Sheard has revealed he is the front-man rather than the money-man in a bid to buy Newcastle United.
Sheard was unsuccessful in his attempts to purchase Sheffield Wednesday last season after failing to prove he had the funds to conclude a deal.
But Sheard insists he is not working on his own behalf and that a mystery American company are behind the push.
“It’s not me who is buying the club – that should be made very clear. I have put together a package for a group who want to come in and take over the club,” said Sheard.
“That’s what they want to do, given the opportunity to do so. Talks have been going on for a couple of week now.”
The Americans, thought to be based in New York, are one of two groups interested, along with Tyneside businessman Barry Moat. (Northern Echo)
Mike Ashley, or Mr. Odious & Obese as I have come to affectionatly refer to him, has run the club into the ground, got Newcastle relegated by pressing the self destruct button more times than a selection of self destruct button makers, and is now in the process of selling off any player of any quality in order to get some cash back into his grubby bank account.
Frankly the ‘mystery’ company trying to buy the company could have links to a terrorist cell and still be considered a viable alternative to Ashley. The current owner has set a succession of deadlines for bidders in an attempt to get a higher price for a club he has almost ruined. If he had any dignity, which we know for a fact he doesn’t, he would give the club away for free and seek exile in Borneo.
I really feel great sympathy for the club’s loyal following and the way they have been treated in the past 18 months is diabolical. With any luck this will be the knight in shining armour come to slay the very fat dragon!
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anonymous - August 26th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
if only any of this was true. just one after another wanting a bit of publicity jumping on the band waggon.
never no the euro lotto might get up to £100 million and ill buy it myself, sounds more realistic than this rubbish.
Jed - August 26th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Mike Ashley is a better owner that hicks and gillet…FACT
hahahahahahaha
RaNE - August 26th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
to all newcastle fans as a liverpool fan i have one thing to say
DONT TRUST AMERICAN OWNERS JUST TURN THEM DOWN
anonymous - August 26th, 2009 at 7:48 pm
Could anyone be worse than Cashley & Lamearse?
anonymous - August 26th, 2009 at 7:50 pm
Anon — I Hope You do win the lottery
anonymous - August 27th, 2009 at 9:54 am
It must have to be close to the longest sale in history i take every piece of news with a pinch of salt, in fact non of it sinks in at all, i am numb.
anonymous - August 27th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Sod Borneo, I live there. On the other hand come to Borneo Cashley…They will never find the body
anonymous - September 2nd, 2009 at 11:13 am
Aparrently the Americans are franchise owners in the US like Hicks & Gillette at Liverpool. “out of the frying pan and into the fire, here we come”