Thanks to the fantastic Dirty Tackle for this. Really not sure he deserves a red card for the little push he gives an opponent but for the foul mouthed rant he totally warrants some kind of punishment, perhaps he can serve as a referee for a week then he can shout “You Motherfucker at all 22 players on the park”. Fun!
Archive for August, 2009

For your off-pitch story of the day, Chris at Studs Up has collaborated with the makers of a new football toy called the “No. 1 Fan” to create a comic storyline based on the toy itself. [Read the rest of this entry »]
Sir Alex Ferguson has reiterated he will not be making any more new signings before September 1 to appease Manchester United supporters still smarting from the double loss of Cristiano Ronaldo and Carlos Tevez.
Nikica Jelavic scored the only goal of the game to beat Martin O’Neill’s men.
Two goals apiece from Louis Saha and Jack Rodwell helped David Moyes’ side recover their annihilation at the hands of Arsenal last weekend.
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Shola Ameobi scored the game’s only goal meaning the Newcastle United striker has now scored as many goals in the last week than he managed in the whole of last season.
If these two were put in a cage and starved of food for two weeks and forced to watch re-runs of the The Russ Abbott Show 24 hours a day and then told to Fight to the death over the future of Joleon “Oops I seem to have inadvertently knocked £5m of my value with this inept performance against Arsenal” Lescott. Who would win? Yes, when David Moyes is angry he looks like he may have rabies but do not underestimate the chances of Mark Hughes pulling off a series of rapid head punches before the Everton boss even hears the bell.






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