Arsenal WAG Looking Damn Hot in FHM Shoot
by Alan Smith's Forehead on September 7th, 2009 62 words | 11 commentsTheo Walcott’s lady friend Melanie Slade looking very nice indeed in this German FHM shoot. Anyone speak any German by the way? We are wondering what the text on the first photo may be about. Yes in case you hadn’t noticed there are some words on these pics and not just exposed flesh!

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anonymous - September 7th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
it means “nice cross” like a Beckham did but in a sexy way!
Then it means “WAG and “hopefully it will be the same if you go upfront”.
anonymous - September 7th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Flanke is a football term which means to cross the ball in, but it can also mean face so its a little play on words.
The bit at the bottom means She’s a way – let’s hope she stays that way.
anonymous - September 7th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
i seen a not so nice pick of her without makeup an stuff but here she really does look nice indeed
anonymous - September 7th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
could do better!!
anonymous - September 8th, 2009 at 1:53 am
Why the f$$k do people focus on this.This is a football site,why do you post nonsense.ps fuck this bitch anyways i personally think she is using theo and i can very easily see a peter andre/jordan situation later in their life.
anonymous - September 8th, 2009 at 6:46 am
Saw her on Celebrity Mr and Mrs and she looked about 14. Same goes for here really, pretty but very young looking and not stunning or anything.
John Conor - September 8th, 2009 at 9:18 am
not nice at all… my woman is better looking and she works and eats in a chippy all day. Mmmmm chip fat
anonymous - September 8th, 2009 at 10:25 am
She’s just a typical bimbo airhead gold-digging attention seeker. There’s a production line just outside Dagenham.
anonymous - September 8th, 2009 at 11:29 am
Not just dagenham this coutnry is overun by identicle looking bombos, may all be fit but they also look really similar to each other.
Foooooootball - September 11th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
it says “female players. Let’s hope it stays that way, on the way forward”
Don’t really understand what this has to do with it but it that’s what it means. Apols, German is worse than my French.
anonymous - September 15th, 2009 at 9:38 am
Well done all of you for wasting your time stating how bad a person Ms Slade is. Do any of you care that you waste your time doing so? Before making any other baseless comments take a step back and look at yourself. Know the person before insulting. Basics.