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anonymous - December 24th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
I would consider Arsenal winning a trophy this year as a great holiday present.
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Retryboy - December 24th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Rafa doing the right thing and quitting oh and some new owners too!
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anonymous - December 24th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
rafa leaving selling voronin dossena degen mascherano will leave and we buy some good players oh well i can always dream.
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...samlfc.... - December 24th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Rafa quitting!
Retryboy can ask you a favour mate…….bascially i sent an e-mail to caught offside for me to do a post on COS and i got it back saying feel free…..how do i actually start one?
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Poor Spuds - December 24th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
I Wish “Khaldoon Al-Mubarak”(Man City Owner) writes all his fortunes to Arsene Wenger…
Atleast tat way we cud avoid unnecessary wastage of money @ t “Waste-Lands” n get a few High profile transfers @ the emirates…
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Poor Spuds - December 24th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Im Sorry…. tat was “Sheikh Mansour” the current owner of Waste-Lands… not “Khaldoon Al-Mubarak” who should write off all his wealth to Arsene Wenger…
Pls Accept t Correction Father Christmas n make my wish come true….
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anonymous - December 24th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
wish that lfc had new owners, new stadium, no debts and a budget of 40million pounds for january
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anonymous - December 24th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Dear santa, please kill man utd and chelsea players. thanks
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anonymous - December 24th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Santa came down my chimney, now the fire smells strange.
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Liverpool FC Danny - December 24th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
New Suadi owners and Jose Mourinho please.
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anonymous - December 24th, 2009 at 5:20 pm
Santa visited your mum at the brothel
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anonymous - December 24th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
arsenal to buy a world class striker
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anonymous - December 24th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
dear santa get us some rich rich owners kick Rafa out and burn sir Alex for me
from nick
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anonymous - December 24th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
want arsenal to sign hazard and dzeko
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anonymous - December 24th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
to santa , kill jesus please again
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anonymous - December 24th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
fine relaxing Rest for Fc Barcelona
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anonymous - December 24th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
manchester united to buy cristiano ronaldo back for his buyout clause of 1.5 billion. He plays good at madrid but they have a really shitty defence
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anonymous - December 24th, 2009 at 7:08 pm
arsenal to buy lionel messi, kaka, drogba, ronaldo, torres, win the champions leauge and to get rid of that shit and bent eboue.
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RyanO - December 24th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
A spirited 3 point performance by the Reds on Boxing Day, followed by a twatting of the Villains on Monday!
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Retryboy - December 24th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
Evening sam-just type it on word or similar program, save it then go to write an email and at the top will have attachment. Click on that and add the document and just email it job done. Look forward to reading it mate only thing i suggest try not to pick something that gets talked about on every story anyway some things get done to death on every thread. Have a great xmas mate.
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anonymous - December 24th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
For my club, Arsenal, that would be Edin Dzeko!
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anonymous - December 24th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
Wenger to get rid of Song, Bendtner and Almunia!
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anonymous - December 25th, 2009 at 12:20 am
the premier league
since thats practically some very rich new owners 4 january is up
YNWA
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anonymous - December 25th, 2009 at 12:44 am
I wish Arsenal: Akinfeev !!!
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anonymous - December 25th, 2009 at 2:31 am
santa we need help.kick rafa ass from this club. YNWA
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anonymous - December 25th, 2009 at 3:10 am
santa imma a rangers fan, please murder samaras for me. itll save me the bother. and while ur at it u should find scott macdonald in the samaras’s bed. chop of his right leg and then force him to play. feckin hilarious
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...samlfc.... - December 25th, 2009 at 8:44 am
Thanks Retryboy and yes Happy Christmas everyone!!
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...samlfc.... - December 25th, 2009 at 8:46 am
I was going to do it on My opinions on who to buy January Transfers and realistic targets for the new year but i guess other people have been doing that so i don’t know
all i do know is that i will do one by the new year.
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anonymous - December 25th, 2009 at 10:35 am
I wish United would buy one or two new good players, so that they could go on to win the premier league without difficulties. (And please make the injured players get well soon)
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anonymous - December 25th, 2009 at 10:43 am
a new arab owner who then says hes buying messi aguero villa silva mata kjaer iniesta + voronin gets shot fergie falls off a cliff , a terrorist attack on old trafford the new owner declares plans for a new 375,000 seater stadium full of lfc fans the away fans get to watch the game in the carpark on a 12inch tv oh and for man united to go into administration im sure every lfc fan agrees with me
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anonymous - December 25th, 2009 at 10:54 am
If you go Horton Heath van sales website u can clealy see the Renault Van which was in the mail, and if u click on the pic of the van u get the one with the pic of the unit I sign, so it can be only b Dirty Harry or that twat Grant, shame cus I was hopin it was that Villa tosser who cant do no wrong…..happy xmas
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Poor Spuds - December 25th, 2009 at 11:01 am
anonymous – December 25th, 2009 at 10:43 am:
Ur bein incredibly mean mate…

Atleast hav some mercy on ur opponents…
U dont hav to curse Manu so badly… they’re nyways goin down hill this season… Dint u watch the Craven Cottage Holocaust???
Its better to see a red faced fergie wit his team hammered black n blue than wish for somethin so bad for Manu… Afterall if ther aint any Manu then whom will Liverpool compete against???
Think Abt it…
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
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anonymous - December 25th, 2009 at 12:14 pm
I wish Arsene Wenger
1. ***buys*** (for keep) BOJAN
2. if that one doesn’t come true then i wish GAI ASSULIN comes to Arsenal ***for good**
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anonymous - December 25th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Fergie to do a good job as rudolf this year, I dont want kids complaining santa never arrived!
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Retryboy - December 25th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Sam-go for it mate, transfer windows here now so it is the big thing happening, those ones only bugged me when we had them months ago lol looking forward to reading it!
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...samlfc.... - December 25th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
i’ve sent it through but i’m worried i messed up ha nevermind its my first try. i think the in rafa we trust brigade might hate it as i slate him once or twice lol
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anonymous - December 25th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
for all the so called liverpool fans to stop moaning and slagging off the team and the manager and get behind the team…..take note samlfc, donavan reid, ryanO, Rentboy and all the other fake fans….
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...samlfc.... - December 25th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
So wait we are all “fake” fans for slagging of the team haha thats insanely funny.
lets put it this way when Rafa takes us down to the bottom half of the table, out of the FA cup, and Europa cup then what are you going to do?
I tell you what your going to do, your going to join us in hating on Rafa as yes we won the champions league 5 YEARS AGO and the Fa cup 4 YEARS AGO and what have we won since….Nothing and by the looks of things we won’t be winning anything this year either. you keep believing in Rafa by all means but that would be a foolish decision to as i’m guessing your dillusional fan who can’t see the fact we are falling apart.
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Retryboy - December 25th, 2009 at 5:05 pm
Well said sam- anon we support the team its the manager we don’t because we don’t believe he is the best man for the job- me personally i don’t think he is in the top 50 best men for the job! The brigade make me laugh you blame everything else you say the squads not good enough, i think it is so aren’t you slagging off the players? After another ridiculously bad performance from rafa and the team you all come on here saying the same stuff as us then as the time to the next game goes you gradually work back to ‘in rafa we trust’ it’s you lot that are blinded by the media and Rafa’s manipulation of it, if you judged purely on what you saw on the pitch then you wouldn’t be able to make excuses. I have no problem supporting the lads come match day will be cheering them on, i support the club not someone who is destroying it. You should try it oh and log in you gutless turd!
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Retryboy - December 25th, 2009 at 5:20 pm
Well said sam- anon we support the team its the manager we don’t because we don’t believe he is the best man for the job- me personally i don’t think he is in the top 50 best men for the job! The brigade make me laugh you blame everything else you say the squads not good enough, i think it is so aren’t you slagging off the players? After another ridiculously bad performance from rafa and the team you all come on here saying the same stuff as us then as the time to the next game goes you gradually work back to ‘in rafa we trust’ it’s you lot that are blinded by the media and Rafa’s manipulation of it, if you judged purely on what you saw on the pitch then you wouldn’t be able to make excuses. I have no problem supporting the lads come match day will be cheering them on, i support the club not someone who is destroying it. You should try it oh and grow some balls and log in when you are slating people, why was ryano included as well? Don’t think he has ever called for Rafa’s head. At least aim your pathetic insults at the right people so we can have a good laugh at the anonymous retard together!
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anonymous - December 25th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
3 points and a decent goal margin against wolves with 2 upfront
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anonymous - December 25th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
previous post was by me – Reds Lewis…cba to log in
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anonymous - December 25th, 2009 at 10:04 pm
For Chelsea FC to have no transfer window ban and thus sign Sergio “Kun” Aguero, Yoann Gourcuff, Edin Dzeko and lastly Bastian Schweinsteiger. Now that would be a merry gift set,
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anonymous - December 25th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
AC Milan winning the Calcio and Arsenal winning the PL and CL.
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anonymous - December 25th, 2009 at 11:06 pm
New Arsenal acquisition: Manuel Neuer. The other Manuel (Almunia) must warm the bench.
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anonymous - December 25th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
Manu to buy world class player : Voronin.
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anonymous - December 25th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
look at what you have become retryboy and samlfc…. if you ever were REAL LFC supporters than what has become of you now…..
In times of crisis the need of support is greater…. why just slag off Rafa??? last year we came second with one of the highest points accumulated in recent years for us…In other years, (prob including this one), we would have won the league…Has Rafa suddenly become bad after a year, who’s to say that after this year liverpool don’t win the league???
Retryboy you say that you support the team, not the manager….yet the manager is part of the team….its a complete oxymoron….which makes you a complete moron for that comment..
Samlfc whats to say if we appoint another manager he will progress us further, what will the fake fans say then, oh it was Rafa’s fault for assembling a awful team to begin with????
Samlfc and Retryboy deep down you and i should be the same in supporting the reds… and thats not getting on the backs of people associated with the club that are working hard at trying to progress the team, we as fans have a obligation to defend and encourage the team.. not kick it when its down…
lfc is a family club and all my years of supporting them i have always been amazed at the support us fans show…you young gentlemen are prob to young to remember the dark days under souness, but that is when the kop would sing the loudest……souness wasn’t the greatest but i supported him becoz i love my club…please just try and understand that lfc to some is not just a club you can have a pop at its more to others…as the adidas ad put in the liverpool badge is not just a badge its a family crest. when i’m watching the games in my liverpool shirt thats my family playing and god i’ll support them till my last breath.
Hope u both have a great christmas and happy new year…
john houldings…
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anonymous - December 26th, 2009 at 12:14 am
lets face it…. LIVERPOOL SUCK BALLS!!!
COME ON THE ARSENAL!!!
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anonymous - December 26th, 2009 at 12:40 am
thank you john houding for agreeing with me but i still wish for the fake fans i mentioned earlier to just go support the scum or sumthin, these are the glory hunterz, where were you last year when we nearly won the league…..donavan reids always saying negative stuff just amazes me why you still soppurt us.
And rentboy just becoz i am not anal enough to log in doesn’t mean i am not a fan, get a life loser…there’s only one turd here and you see it in the mirror everytime you wake mate…
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anonymous - December 26th, 2009 at 3:18 am
Arsenal will win at least one trophy…
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anonymous - December 26th, 2009 at 6:48 am
Dzeko, Bojan, Sakho, Hazard all on a free transfer (boss wont spend)
ARSENAL FC WHATS THE SCORE LFC??
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anonymous - December 26th, 2009 at 8:25 am
liverpool fans can dream on in their toilets but santa wont be coming coming down their chimney which means they will stay as the pathetic losers they are
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anonymous - December 26th, 2009 at 8:26 am
arsenal buys sakho, hazard, afinkeev, dzeko nd wiel
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Retryboy - December 26th, 2009 at 9:33 am
Thing is anon as we have seen before on here people don’t log in and have conversations with themselves or they are regular posters that haven’t got the guts when public opinion isn’t in their favour. John i am old enough to remember souness and king Kenny before him the fact that you supported souness whilst he ruined the club and no doubt now say “rafa inherited a sh#t squad because souness, evans and houllier wrecked it” proves how retarded you are. As does your ‘true fans’ statements because it just means you can’t put any argument up based on what you see on the pitch. Argue the points about why he is the best man for the job please and i will knock them down 1 by 1 and give you 10 reasons why he isn’t for every 1 of yours. It would be like me fookin up every house i did up in half a year and saying “yeah they were good last year though!”…1 year out of 5 he has done anything in the league and then he threw it all away again for the millionth time if he had got his way our player of the season last year would have been out the door before it started, if he hadn’t continually picked lucas when he was a total liability at best we would have actually won the title not been celebrating united catching up about 9 points on us and equalling our league titles tally. Rafa did the same thing as well went negative, we dropped points constantly drew loads of games that should have been won. Thats enough about last season anyway try and base your arguments on the present day. Take your blinkers off for 2 minutes read the league table, take them off for just long enough to see the team sheets for the matches played and leave them off for 90 minutes to watch a game. Oh and log in just to prove you aren’t one of the brigade that has been on here for months thats lost his balls.
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...samlfc.... - December 26th, 2009 at 9:50 am
Real fans don’t have ago at other fans calling them “fake fans” using the name anonymous. If and i mean IF Rafa does a massive miracle and save us from bottom half of the table finish then yes maybe i migh admit i was wrong but the way things are going it won’t happen.
i’m guessing that all of you who are in the rafa we trust brigade have failed to realise what your God Rafa has done to this once powerful feared club.
we have become a laughing stock and you’ll also say that lack of funds haven’t helped Rafa at all………which i do agree with you but what about when he DID have the funds with the exception of Torres,Alonso,mascherano and Reina most of them were poor signings.
john houldings… yes i do support the team and i will always support the team and if you have seen on other articles i have defended almost every player going excluding (Voronin and Ijandle) but we can look back at them glory as they made us who we are today however we must look at the future of Liverpool and win trophies to add to our collection of them. Our Future i’m afraid doesn’t consist of Rafa and thats my opinion if you want to stay then be my guest it won’t bother me….after all i’m a man who respects other peoples opinion.
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anonymous - December 26th, 2009 at 11:33 am
…samlfc…. i use anonymous cause it wont let me log on this thing
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anonymous - December 26th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
SOme one please get rid of Yossi Benayoun. His face gives my kids nightmares.
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anonymous - December 26th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Keep Yossi – tis the season to be shay given
Which defenders should Capello pick?
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anonymous - December 26th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
barca players joining liverpool with their coach. thanks
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anonymous - December 26th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
yaaah shdaa3waa 3aad
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...samlfc.... - December 26th, 2009 at 7:28 pm
anonymous – December 26th, 2009 at 11:33 am
Fair point….didn’t realise that.
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anonymous - December 27th, 2009 at 5:47 am
for the injury fairy to leave arsenal alone!
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