What Do You Hate About The Beautiful Game?
by Mad Dog and Glory on January 22nd, 2010 206 words | 16 commentsAfter reading THIS CLASSIC RANT we thought we would open a can of worms and ask you for your thoughts on what you hate about the game of football. Now this is clearly a very large canvas for you to paint on but go ahead try it and you might find yourself exorcising some deeply embedded demons (sounds painful).
Let me give you a handful to get your started. I hate the following football related things.
1) I hate people who have second clubs, teams that they claim to follow other than their own, this is both patronising to the ‘lesser’ team and in many ways simply detracts from your ’support’ of your first love.
2) I hate Garth Crooks
3) So called football fans who come out of the woodwork when a major tournament takes place.
4) I hate the fact that I know that matchday programmes are a rip off but I buy them anyway out of some sort of OCD based stupidity.
You get the idea so in the embarrassing words of Delia Smith “Let’s be having you!”
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anonymous - January 22nd, 2010 at 4:46 pm
I hate Leeds and Garth Crooks
anonymous - January 22nd, 2010 at 4:47 pm
I hate the prawn sandwich brigade that stops me from being able to afford the price of a ticket at Old Trafford
anonymous - January 22nd, 2010 at 4:48 pm
I hate football fans who moan throughout the match that they are barely watching whilst sitting in front of me at White Hart Lane (I hope they read this and guess that I am talking about them)!
anonymous - January 22nd, 2010 at 5:01 pm
I hate divers who revel in their perfidity and arrogant c**nts like Ronaldo,Adebuywhore and Flamoney who cry loyalty to their teams then skip town with their bags full of money for a lesser team. I hate fickle fans who quikly desert the ship when “their”team loses a match then run back screaming “Glory,Glory,Hallelujia”when the club returns to winning ways. I hate the COS writers who write screaming headlines like”ManU to steal 177M Euro superstar Fabregas clone from Bumwad United”…..which is total horse manure and fabrication.
Retryboy - January 22nd, 2010 at 5:23 pm
Hate decisions going the wrong way constantly because they won’t use video replays. Hate Blatter and platini, gary neville’s mum of course for not crossing her legs or having a headache when the elephant man climbed aboard, the portsmouth chant “play up pompey. Pompey play up” make an effort!! What else..diving and rolling around on the floor in Drogba’s case being 6ft 2ins of purest jezebel, hate it when a top sides manager tells us that its going to be a ‘difficult game’ playing the swiss fourth division runner ups to cover a possible inept performance to follow.
anonymous - January 22nd, 2010 at 5:25 pm
aston vile… filthy, twelve toed plastic Brummies.. none of them actually live in aston either..
Reds Lewis - January 22nd, 2010 at 7:26 pm
Wayne Rooney, Awd whiskey nose.. players like Drogba and especially Yakubu (hes the same weight as me I think – 15 stone, and falls over under the easiest of challenges…I play 5 a side every week and I hardly ever fall over lol…sort it out man!)
Aquaman - January 22nd, 2010 at 10:28 pm
You know what? I’m proud of having a second club. My second club is Stoke and I’ve supported them for 4 years now. The fact that they are doing so well is great, and does not impinge on my support for LFC in any way. In fact its a very different experience watching a team hoping just to pick up a point to push you above the relegation zone. This is an aspect of the game that Liverpool supporters have not faced since Shankly. I think having a lesser team actually makes the experience even better.
So bleh to your opinions, Delia Smith, Bleh!
Aquaman - January 22nd, 2010 at 10:29 pm
Right. I am now embarrassed. A thousand apologies to Delia Smith and I swear that I will read twice before criticising in the future.
My bleh instead goes out to Mad Dog and Glory. Bleh, I say to you, Bleh!
anonymous - January 22nd, 2010 at 11:23 pm
I hate the new Manchester City fans that are coming out of the woodwork now that they overpay for slightly above average players that never would have put on a City shirt if it weren’t for their weekly wages swelling to sickening amounts. I hate divers, like Eduardo and Ngog who cheat out results and do it with a smile on their face. I hate FIFA for turning a blind eye to the Ireland and France result because they got their wish when those frogs went through with a cheap handball.
CK
anonymous - January 23rd, 2010 at 12:44 am
I HATE WOMEN
COCK SMOKERS
Retryboy - January 23rd, 2010 at 1:36 am
Hate Fergie sending out mike phelan everytime they lose. Do like the regularity we are seeing him though.
Retryboy - January 23rd, 2010 at 1:37 am
He was shit anyway mike phelan how the fuck did he get a coaching job explains michael carrick really.
anonymous - January 23rd, 2010 at 12:43 pm
I also love having a second club, especially one in a completely different situation – i.e. battling relegation. It’s a completely different experience. It’s not like cheering for Man U AND Chelsea, but something like Man U and Hull. And when they do drop down, you get to watch them win sometimes and maybe even climb right up.
anonymous - January 23rd, 2010 at 1:34 pm
I hate the Liverpool fans who populate this site and make the same comments on each board which has any relevance to Liverpool or Rafa.
anonymous - January 24th, 2010 at 8:51 am
I HATE RETRYBOY