Manchester United Set to Complete £15.6m Joe Cole Signing: Sir Alex Beats Arsene to England International

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 2:59 pm

Come on. Now this is a signing we needed and one we can afford! Joe Cole would’ve cost at least 20m in todays market and we get him for far less and that includes his wages!

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 3:09 pm

tell me how man utd managed to get to englands secret training camp to talk with joe cole…?did they just walk right in pulled joe to the side and said” joe we want you to play with us i know chelsea wont pay your wage demand(110 000 a week)so what we will do ,we will double it ….no wait treble it and we will give you 5 mill to join us……get your head out of the clouds mate it isnt going to happen….fish

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 3:16 pm

Could be the missing piece of the Old Trafford jigsaw

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 3:17 pm

through his agent u idiot

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 3:18 pm

AT LAST
A GREAT PLAYER FOR FREE
THIS IS WHERE OUR TRANSFER PLANS BEGIN
NEXT IS ALEXIS SANCHEZ

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 3:28 pm

So the Man u owners are in 1.3 billion pounds of debt and this fucking mank think hes going to get Joe Cole and Alexis Sanchez^^^^^^.

Jesus Christ, I know not all are but some United fans are really uneducated.

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 3:30 pm

through his agent you idiot……..that shows how thick you are you retard..wait lets stop all the wives and girlfriends from coming but the agents can come…i can just see fabio capello saying wait till lunch time joe cole,s talking about a possible move to man utd then we can proceed with training….here mate think before you write just dont belive every thing on this site…….fish

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 3:34 pm

to onon 3 28 yes they are thick as shit you are right on my level you try to tell them but they wont listen a whole bunch of retards…it must be something in the water….fish

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 3:36 pm

Christian “Bullshit” Bailey strikes again!

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 3:38 pm

is that who runs this site…..fish

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 3:49 pm

“Mourinho has been keen to manage Joe Cole again”??? Are you sure mate, Jie Cole was never a regular starter under Jose Mourinho… Typical made up stories as usual… zzzzz

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 3:54 pm

Not sure how reliable this is:
Firstly the source comes from the sun
Secondly Capello has refused agents to talk with the players so we don’t know Joe Cole’s personal intention
Thirdly after all the publicity to do with England players talking to the press do we really think it likely that one has now come out and told the sun that Joe wants to go to Man U?

However, Joe Cole may in fact go to Man U but it will have nothing to do with this source

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 4:23 pm

why do people insist that man utd have no money
get a grip
players may leave but if fergie wants to spend he will
the glaziers have put money into buying players and will continue to do so
Fergie wont pay inflated prices
Whatch this space

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 4:28 pm

next is robinho and chellini

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 4:28 pm

The deal could have been done before the world cup and who says his gent has to be in South Africa..he’s not suppost to be there he’s suppost to be doing hs job which is getting Cole the best deal and if we meet his wage demads well then… (I’m hopig you can draw the conclusion but just incase you was drinking our water it means we offered the best deal.) Also because he’s free we can afford him and his wages as we do not exceed our money set a side and so we may still be heavily in debt but can afford the wages in our wage structure.

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 4:43 pm

I would have to concur with some of the more lucid thinkers here. We are talking about the Sun as a source! They make stuff up just to fill the pages, so not going to bite quite yet. It may well be that Joe Cole will join Utd, but if so that deal would have been done before he left for S.A. and it is certainly unlikely that his agent would spill the beans to the Sun. I mean would you? Let’s face it, it’s silly season. Guarantee J. Cole will also be linked with Man City and Madrid before the week is out.

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 4:59 pm

the wives and girlfriends are in south africa, staying at Sun City.

i imagine some football agents will be present in south africa, but all will most certainly be in contact with their players throughout the tournament, as agents are not just active during time of protracted transfers, they run the daily lives of the football players (or their assistants will)!

so this transfer could have EASILY been sealed during the world cup, which some of you think is not the case.

this would be a real coup for manchester united, joe cole is a quality player.

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 5:01 pm

that last comment was directed towards ‘fish’

regards

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 5:08 pm

joe cole & alexis sanchez & i would be happy;

…………………fletcher………………….cole

valencia………………….sanchez…………………nani

……………………………….rooney

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 5:15 pm

Why does the agent have to be in SA to talk to his player, I think even footballers use mobile phones.

I think you would be a bit stupid to think that Man Utd couldnt sign Joe Cole, he would be the sort of player they would want to sign.

The Fish is the Fish!!!

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 5:49 pm

he would be better at blackpool as man utd are a sinking ship….fish

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 5:54 pm

he sign for manchester! it is city or united. united in the very red. might not even sign player let alone pay joe 110k weekly for 4 yrs. City, if joe wants to squeeze their million is possible one.

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 5:56 pm

This was a done deal weeks ago.

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 5:59 pm

ha ha ha we got joe cole and we got no money. so what if were in debt. i dont give fuck any more as long we are playing weak an weak out. joe cole will takes us to the ex level . its what were missng . we need goals scored oit of know were. rembere chelseas ganme crossed cole canme running flick the ball and in. he did not no that it would go in he jiust tried it. we got no money we got joe cole

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 6:00 pm

Erm what a load of shit. Joe Cole has been released by Chelsea meaning he’s a free agent and you DON’T have to pay for him. Just shows the made up shit caught of side posts. Nice one.

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 6:27 pm

Arsenal sucks ManU 4ever…
If Joe Cole cums 2 ManU he will garauntee win titles wich is surely not da case wid Arsenal!!!!
So back off 2 anonymous above

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 6:34 pm

the joe cole deal has been done u prick look at sky sports news channel ..!!!!

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 6:41 pm

it shows you how stupid man utd fans are…can anyone make sense of what anonymous 5.59pm said is he old enough to touch the computer…?..and bare in mind joe cole is a chelsea reject….fish

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 6:47 pm

The Glaziers are offering $100 million for transfers, they said so themselves, Joe Cole will be ours if he wants to and Sir Alex wants him, money isn’t an issue.

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 7:00 pm

whats the point having this site…? we just have to ask anonymous 6:47 he seams to be good friends with the glaziers and they now no longer owe 1 billion to the bank…whey hey get the party poppers out lets have a party…………RETARDS…fish

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 7:09 pm

your all retards, u all know nothing,
and listen to a lot of bull

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 7:11 pm

GOONS

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 7:25 pm

correct….fish

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 7:25 pm

dickheads….. why wouldnt a world class play sign for a world class club like man u ????

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 7:31 pm

All mancs are retards just like that fat shit roony!

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 7:31 pm

would the fuck is fish !!!!?????

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 7:33 pm

why are all man u fan from manchester lol u are a right twat ^^^^^

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 7:35 pm

still one of the ricest clubs in the world tho

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 7:36 pm

Joe dont wanna move oop north it smells up there x

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 7:38 pm

cheers for the the x u fucking homo

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 7:38 pm

And fat shit roony is RETARD!

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 7:39 pm

Im a girl you idiot

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 7:42 pm

and fat shit rooney is retard, think u could be a fucking gimp learn grammer, i think you need an a in between rooney and retard! ^^^^^

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 7:42 pm

And you typed “the” twice you spastic x

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 7:43 pm

then u have no business here ^^

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 7:44 pm

bett u look like a man

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 7:46 pm

I have buisness with your Dad, He pays well coz your Mum’s crap x

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 7:47 pm

You’d like me to look like a man wouldn’t you? Then I could strap 1 on and pork your arse x

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 7:48 pm

I was saying you are the RETARD you RETARDED GIMP And start with a capital if your going to comment on grammer.

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 7:49 pm

Necrophiliac

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 7:50 pm

joe cole wont get enough football at man u he will be just like tosic and nani get no football then last 7-10 games of the season play and come ALIVE he wont be a hit at man u were as arsenal he’d be better because he can adapt to good passing football

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 7:51 pm

tell ya mum i want my £5 back she was shit

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 7:52 pm

Tell YOUR mum to shut her mouth coz I can smell tramp cock on her hooker breath from here x

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 7:52 pm

hooker as well as well hahaha

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 7:54 pm

hey u wanna pass a message on to your mum she is sucking me off right now, hahaha

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 7:56 pm

your dad likes fucking dead people !!!! hahahahahaha

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 7:56 pm

What? Listen little boy, you’ve been ripped by a girl and your responses suck more than your mum, this is partly due to your shite grammer and the rest is just coz you’re an inbread freak. Admit defeat and shut it x

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 7:58 pm

hahahaha u still here

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 7:58 pm

Yeah tell her she has an appointment at the clap clinic at 9.30 : P

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 7:59 pm

what a muppet u are little girl

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 8:00 pm

lol keep em comin child, they’re getting worse and worse. Tell me… what is the clap? x

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 8:01 pm

never said u suck more than ya mum ??? i taking a guess that u dont dont really get the chance to suck much…. well maybe the odd carer hahahah

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 8:02 pm

guessing u have have it so why dont u tell me

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 8:04 pm

double typing again retard! when your done googling it answer the question x

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 8:07 pm

hahahaha i told u u already have it u got it off ya dad thats the only cock you will have this year u fucking moose…… actullay having said that wanna go out for a drink …..

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 8:08 pm

hay is it true u take in the ass its just i asked ya dad and and he said give that bitch a quid and she will do anything

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 8:10 pm

i expect change from my pound tho

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 8:10 pm

owed little girl now get fuck bye xxxxx

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 8:11 pm

Eat me lil boy I’ve already got more cock than I can handle floating about, dont need to go for drinks wiv kids! Im off now but fanks for the banter x

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 8:12 pm

Its OWNED you ‘tard! god! do yourself a favour and go back to school!

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 8:23 pm

fish r u stupid? obviously the agent isnt in south africa hes in england and his agent has PHONED to ask him and he said he wants to join us he will sign a 3 yr deal 100k a week good deal

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 8:26 pm

all you chelsea and city fans make me laugh…. ur all goin on sayin its paper talk and its to fill pages.. but wen u hear gossip bout david silva or torres its a different mata.. if u dnt want to read gossip why are u on this site???

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 10:01 pm

Just put a comment on here with quotes from the guardian saying that man u dont want cole but it got deleted by the pricks who moderate!

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 10:20 pm

If you look on the guardian website it says that united aren’t interested in Joe Cole. Not happening lads.

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 11:21 pm

Arsenal or Tottenham are favourites to sign Joe Cole after Manchester United denied any interest in the midfielder. Photograph: Owen Humphreys/PA

To the manure pricks who taught they signed Joe Cole, Sun tells you a”friend” was told he would sign for an Ure and you believe him, and Wedknapp is running around panicky that someone has signed him, as if he would ever joing the spuds.

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 11:28 pm

The feeling at Old Trafford is that a lot of the speculation surrounding United’s reported interest has been generated by people close to Cole in the hope of accelerating interest from other clubs.

Cole’s future now looks like a straight choice between Arsenal and Tottenham, the north London rivals having both initiated talks with the player’s representatives.

MORONS, This is paper talk and agent trying to get a better deal offered by Arsenal, Joe will play for Arsenal per the terms before he left and provided he has a good showing and comes back for a fitness test. The paper (Sun for that mater qoutes a “pal”)? While Gaurdian has researched and Man U are not interested as they did with Owen and will loose some money on that (wages). You retards need to calm down and let Joe come back from S.A. we will see then.

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 11:32 pm

this is fukin funny seeing as hes a free agent how can they sign him for 15 mil load of bollocks what i say

anonymous - June 22nd, 2010 at 11:32 pm

It’s BS for sure, we not signing him, we don’t have that kinda of money to pay his wage. The bloody Glazers have ruined us, we signing no one, unless he is 16yrs old, come from Brazil and has accepted the cheap budget airline ticket we gonna spot him to travel to the UK.

anonymous - June 23rd, 2010 at 12:00 am

it says 15 million in wages, over however many years. NOT a signing fee, read the quote, apartly his wife wants to stay in london according to the papers, but he wants to move to manchester united, have to wait and see. He would be guaranteed to fight for trophies at united, with our £100 million transfer kitty david gill (united chairman) said we had, we should be able to afford his wages and some! Also united may be in debt but their turnover is still one of the best in the world, better than madrid and chelsea. We pay our way out of the debt every year, the interest just means itl take so much longer to pay off. Hernandez looks quality also!!

anonymous - June 23rd, 2010 at 12:02 am

aint u lot got anythink better to do, seriously y do u care who joe cole goes to there r better players out there and im sure either teams will find them, but on the matter i still think joe cole will b at arsenal next season as wenger will get the best out of him, wot happened to michel owen the boy wonder who cant even get in front off park

anonymous - June 23rd, 2010 at 12:05 am

owen scored more goals than park in so many less appearances, at the end of the day for a free transfer, a hatrick in the champions league, and the winner against man city, not a bad free transfer. Wenger wont pay his wages, even henry wasnt on 6 figures a week. I agree there are better players out there, but for a free, cant go wrong.

anonymous - June 23rd, 2010 at 4:42 am

it is clearly an attempt for joe to again try to bump up his price…its that simple…he wants the wages arsene wenger does not spend or rather cause or the stadium (yada yada) can’t spend and hence to get arsenal to work overtime he needs this publicity….

anonymous - June 23rd, 2010 at 5:14 am

J.Cole ain’t going to ManU .. he’s coming to Arsenal u idiots ….

anonymous - June 23rd, 2010 at 5:40 am

Hey girl ur awsum…I kinda liked da battle of da sexes…

anonymous - June 23rd, 2010 at 6:23 am

We don’t need an ex-Chelshit player coming to Old Trafford!

anonymous - June 23rd, 2010 at 7:32 am

nobody wants to buy joe cole for his extravagant wage demands…arsenal will definitlely not buy him, redknapp’s excuse is he “knows” theres an understanding with another club, Man U are indebted, quite frankly joe cole isnt good enough for his price, maybe some italian club will pay him, or city.

anonymous - June 23rd, 2010 at 5:33 pm

SKY SPORTS JUST SAID THAT JOE COLE ISNT GOING TO UNITED

anonymous - June 23rd, 2010 at 6:24 pm

yesterday i told all you retards that joe cole was not coming to man utd you bunch of muppets..you need money to get players of that quality stick to your micheal owen instead at least you have him……..morons…..fish

anonymous - June 23rd, 2010 at 7:48 pm

also at 8:23pm i was quoted “fish are you stupid his agent is in england and phoned him in s a they agreed 100 k a week” ………..what a tosser he must feel eh..? for all you man utd retards out there this site comes up with a lot of bull i love nothing beter than to wind you up as you belive in this site more than any other supporter fact…..then you right back telling me “sky sports said this”…and ” glazziers said they would spend 100 mill” not one could back up the silly story,s that is why you are RETARDS……….fish

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anonymous - June 24th, 2010 at 11:13 pm

He didn´t have a good season since Mourinho was his coach at Chelsea. I hope United think of a more younger version to get more creativity in the team.

Pastore or Hamsik would fit in nicely and they are at the beginning of their careers and not past their best days….

anonymous - June 25th, 2010 at 3:21 pm

i don,t believe u guys coz last week u guys said that joe agree three yrs with arsenal now again stupin man u were is wenger he can,t aport 15.6m

anonymous - August 7th, 2010 at 8:45 am

Lovely reading this, and knowing he’s signed with Liverpool. Greatest laugh ever.