Come forward and make yourself known so that the media pack can feed on your bones!
Looks like USA football stud Landon Donovan is heading for a tabloid sh*t storm. A ‘mystery British woman’ alleges that she had a fling with the LA Galaxy star, whilst he was playing for Everton on loan at the beginning of 2010, and is pregnant with his child.
The woman has met with Max Clifford to discuss her options, and we all know what that means…
Donovan is aware of the delicate situation and said: “I was informed of the possibility [of a pregnancy] during the World Cup, and if I need to take responsibility, then I will provide the appropriate support.”
It didn’t stop Landycakes playing well in South Africa – he was America’s best player by miles.
At least Donovan didn’t cheat on anyone – he’s currently separated from wife Bianca Kajlich, though reports Stateside claim he wants to patch things up. (Goaly Moly)
I’ve always wondered why children of ‘one night stands’ or ‘drunken mistaken romps’ are termed as being a Love Child, seems quite the opposite, but I digress.
This story has been raging below the surface for a while but it could hit the fan some time soon, just as long as the woman in question can be found and fed to the awaiting pack of Fleet Street wolves.
If Landon Donovan was Wayne Rooney then this would of course be plastered all over the shop but thankfully the LA Galaxy man doesn’t have to deal with mass press intrusion in his home country because there is very little interest in the sport that he plays, which they call ‘soccer’ because they already have a game called ‘football’ which funnily enough doesn’t involve a great deal of foot to ball action.
So anyway, if you are the woman involved. Why not make yourself known? What’s the worst that could happen? You may get a daytime TV show? Anyway, this is all very good news for the slimiest man in the world (allegedly) Max Clifford who makes a living out of ‘representing’ those who are flung into the spotlight and then cast back on the scrapheap of ignominy quicker than you can say “Rebecca Loos”.