This woman finds the idea of having sex with John Terry five times a week horrid.
Vanessa Perroncel: the woman, the papers will have you believe, in the wrong place at the wrong bloody time when John Terry got the horn. Ever since ‘Bridge/Terrygate’ broke, you’ve been begging us to feature the 34-year-old French swimwear model at the centre of the scandal that gave England’s World Cup bid the worst possible start. The woman who prompted Wayne Bridge to cross his ex-Chelsea teammate off his list of ‘people he’d invite to Nando’s’. The woman who can’t possibly be to blame for Wayne Rooney playing like a donkey. The woman who’s currently suing six different papers for breach of privacy and defamation.
But here she is, in her finery, fronting the Access section of the August issue FHM, on shelves Thursday, July 8. It’s definitely the only place to read her side of the story, which Perroncel told FHM with her skin still shining with the residue of baby oil from the shoot: “I was supposed to have had sex with him five times a week. It’s just horrid.” (FHM)
Now it would be very easy to locate the obvious gaping holes in her story, not least that stating you haven’t slept with John Terry five times a week doesn’t mean you never slept with him. Oh yes, she never bothered to deny the rumour for the best part of three months, that also would make people suspicious. Anyway, she is still pretty pleasing to the eye, so see below more pics of the woman who had her 15 seconds of fame and would dearly love some more. Some more pics can be located by CLICKING HERE.