This is Adam, he can predict things and also likes to eat ants.
When Adam the Aardvark started clawing at his cage door the zoo keepers at Copenhagen Zoo paid little attention. When he did so at the precise time that every World Cup game was due to take place they begun to understand what he was trying to communicate to them.
They decided to place their communal TV screen just outside his enclosure and before long he started to become clearly interested in the goings on. As the second round of the tournament begun two food containers were daubed with the colours of the relevant flags of the competing nations and that’s when the fun really begun.
On the eve of the World Cup final, and after a 100% record of predicting all the knock out matches thus far, Adam was first handed the usual two food containers with the flags of Uruguay and Germany placed on them with sellotape ahead of the third placed play-off. Adam took a quick look at both and then looked back at his keepers and made a very large noise of disapproval, it was clear he had as little interest in the match as everyone else on planet earth.
They then replaced the flags, with two images they had printed off the internet and placed them on the containers. Adam calmly walked over to both before scoffing all the food in the plastic bowl marked with a Dutch flag, at which point every employee at the Copenhagen Zoo rushed to the nearest betting shop, we suggest you all do the same.