The woman below is now no longer on the market! Thanks to Kickette for keeping us up to date on these matters.
It appears that when footballers have no footballing to do, they like nothing more than a big fat wedding to occupy their spare time. This quartet all decided to tie the knot in recent days and we would like to wish them all the best (sincerely). However we would ask that they refrain from somewhat tacky gimmicks like releasing doves from cages in their ceremonies, not least because the doves in question probably didn’t even get to enjoy any of the free bar action!
Very short Dutch footballer Wesley Sneijder and impossibly long named model Yolanthe Cabau Van Kasbergen.
Meanwhile Everton playmaker married the woman below, Lorena Bernal, which seems a wise decision having examined the photographic evidence of just how hot she is.
Sol Campbell was also in the act tying the not with Fiona Barratt.
Johnny Heitinga completes the quartet by marrying Bolo Zenden’s sister.