Seriously how freaky are those two freaky people either side of a surprisingly calm Wayne Rooney. Jedward, in case you needed educating, are a talentless pair of twins who have somehow expanded their 15 minutes of fame by a couple more minutes, such is the rather sorry state of affairs in the world we live in today. Over to you now. Caption competition. Remember try to not use obscene language, instead just try to be witty and urbane. Failing that be offensive but maybe not so offensive that our automatic moderation kicks in.