“So if I squeeze this bottle, Water will come out this end….doh”! A tribute to a footballer who appears to have a stunningly low IQ or if you prefer, A tribute to football’s Forrest Gump.
The “Where am I” pose. Scratching his head whilst trying to work out where in the world he is today.
I’ve left the Iron on, I need to rush home and unplug it before I burn the house down!
The “Is it possible to take my shorts off via my head” look.
I love gravity. Look at the spinning ball. Awesome
“Maybe this waistcoat was a mistake…hides too many tattoos”
“Can someone PLEASE tell me where I can get my hands on a football…I feel naked without one!
“I think this new Dog attached to clothing look will really catch on”
“Mr Football, there is no escape, I will catch you and then I will kick you!”
“This Ice Cream is surprisingly cold”
“Help, my shirt is trying to kill me….again!
“Mr Football, I have told you one hundred times before, I will catch you, now stay still I tell you!”
“Shit, I forgot to pick the kids up from school…again!
“I am going to eat everyone of these and there is nothing you can do to stop me. nom nom nom!”