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Jenny Thompson Apologises to Coleen Over Wayne Rooney Hooker-Gate Scandal: Fake Apology Designed to Make Money

by Mad Dog and Glory

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‘Occasional’ prostitute tries to sell her caring side to help balance tirade of hatred, fails.

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Oh sweet Jesus and the orphanage, this is just getting stupid, see below the News of the World story with out thoughts on the story interwoven in BOLD CAPS.

THE vice girl who bedded Wayne Rooney today APOLOGISES to his wife Coleen and to her own devastated family saying: “I am very sorry for my part in this.”

Jenny Thompson told us: “It’s a horrible thing to learn your husband has cheated on you. Particularly when you’re pregnant. I have so much sympathy for her.

Prostitute Jenny Thompson apologises to Coleen Rooney after sleeping with her husband Wayne
“They have been together since they were so young but she is going to question everything now, their entire relationship.

“If it was me I would be devastated. It would tear me apart.”

OK, SO LET ME GET THIS RIGHT. IF IT WAS JENNY THOMPSON WHO WAS THE WIFE OF A FOOTBALLER WHO PAID FOR SEX REPEATEDLY WITH A PROSTITUTE, THEN SHE WOULD’VE BEEN DEVASTATED. HANG ON, SHE IS THE PROSTITUTE IN QUESTION, SO THIS KIND OF STATEMENT IS MINDBOGGLING AND A NEAT WAY TO SOME HOW PAINT YOURSELF OUT OF THE WHOLE EQUATION

Jenny also told how the revelation she worked as a hooker has sickened her loving family – parents Hamish and Dana and her three brothers Charlie, 28, Alex, 26, and 19-year-old Max.

She said: “I have the best family in the world. It has been devastating for them. I feel very ashamed.

“I was naïve, stupid. I wasn’t thinking. I should never have gone down that road. But I stopped what I was doing last year and now I am making a fresh start.”

SHE WAS NOT SO NAIVE OR STUPID THAT SHE DIDN’T DECIDE TO SELL HER WHOLE STORY TO TWO NATIONAL NEWSPAPERS FOR ONE PRESUMES WAS A VERY LARGE SUM OF MONEY.

Jenny said she had not worked as a hooker since she last had sex with Rooney around a month before the birth of his son Kai.

OK, AND THE REASON SHE HAS NOT WORKED AS A HOOKER SINCE HER SLEEPING WITH WAYNE ROONEY WASN’T THE FACT THAT SHE HAS FOUND HER GOLDEN EGG, HER CHANCE TO SELL HER STORY AND MAKE A MINT, OH NO, THAT’S JUST A HORRIBLE COINCIDENCE.

But she revealed the astonishing slick, seedy operation which secretly enables Premier League players to cheat on their WAGs with specially vetted hookers.

WHICH THE NEWS OF THE WORLD LAPPED UP LIKE A CAT WHO GOT THEIR MILK

Among the “fixers” who recruit the girls is a Premier League footballer. They liaise with the “Money Man” who works at a top boutique in the north of England, discreetly paying the girls the day after plying their trade with envelopes of cash kept behind the counter.

Payment is also made in the form of designer clothes and accessories from the store.

Jenny, 21, said: “Guys like Wayne Rooney have got so much money, they think they can buy whatever and whoever they want.

“He always gets what he wants by throwing his money around.

“It’s nothing to him to throw £200 at a hotel concierge to go out and get him a packet of cigarettes and, similarly, it means nothing to him to pay £1,200 for a girl.

“When young girls see that kind of money being flashed around, it is obviously attractive to them.

“There is glitz and glamour. There are people happily spending £500 on a bottle of champagne. It’s a very enticing lifestyle. It’s a wannabe lifestyle.”

OH, ANOTHER NEAT BIT OF DEFLECTION. ‘HOW COULD SHE REFUSE?’ SHE WAS SO ENTICED INTO THE LIFESTYLE OF SLEEPING WITH FAMOUS PEOPLE THAT SHE DECIDED SHE MAY AS WELL GET PAID FOR IT AS A HOOKER.

Jenny told how she was lured by that same lifestyle partly because of her privileged, privately-educated upbringing.

She said: “Footballers don’t go to normal pubs, they go to the top bars, the nicest places. So it’s always the more middle-class girls because they are the kind who go to these bars.”

OH, I SEE. SO SHE ISN’T YOUR NORMAL PROSTITUTE WHO IS FORCED INTO THE OCCUPATION THROUGH EXTREME POVERTY, ABUSE OR SOME FORM OF DRUG ADDICTION, JENNY THOMPSON FOUND HER WAY INTO THE BUSINESS BECAUSE SHE IS A MIDDLE-CLASS GIRL. NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE, I ALMOST FEEL SORRY FOR HER.

Jenny admitted she was already an established “face” on the North-West club scene when she turned to vice.

She explained: “After school, I completed a course in beauty therapy. But then I started working as a promotions girl for a popular Bolton bar. I was responsible for managing the guest list as well as handing out flyers. Doing the promotion work is like getting a free ticket into the inner circle.

“You get thrust into that scene of elite partying. I started off going out in Bolton and would mix with the local footballers there. But I soon moved onto the Manchester party scene.”

It was there that Jenny attracted the attention of the fixers who are on the lookout for fun-loving party girls to show VIPs a good time.

It is the Premier League fixer who supplies girls for footballers’ parties where wives and girlfriends are strictly banned.

EXPECT THIS ‘PREMIER LEAGUE FIXER’ TO SELL HIS STORY TO THE NEWS OF THE WORLD NEXT WEEK, WHY ELSE IS HIS POSITION IN THIS WHOLE STORY BEING REPEATED AGAIN AND AGAIN.

At Man United’s infamous Christmas party in 2007, dozens of women were “bussed in” for the £400-a-head celebrations.

Later some complained of being treated “like pieces of meat”. The bash ended with Rooney’s team mate Jonny Evans being arrested before he was cleared of rape allegations. Jenny became one of the regular girls invited to spice up parties Man Utd players were asked to.

WITHOUT WISHING TO BE RUDE OR UNCARING, BUT WHAT DID THESE WOMEN THINK THEY WERE BEING ‘BUSSED’ IN FOR? IS NAIVETY AN EXCUSE FOR EVERY STUPID DECISION JENNY THOMPSON HAS MADE?

“It was at one party that a drunk Rooney – having already had sex with Jenny several times before – led her downstairs, through a cooking area and into an office so she could perform oral sex.

She revealed how a couple of days later, Rooney texted her and told her to visit a well-known boutique where the “‘Money Man” handed her an envelope stuffed with cash.

She said: “There was about £600 in an envelope marked ‘Jenny’. It wasn’t the first time I had picked up cash from him at this store.

“On a previous occasion, when I’d met Rooney at the Lowry, he didn’t have all the money on him. He told me he would sort it out with the guy at the clothes shop. I went there to pick it up. I didn’t have any problem with that.

“It was the guy who works there, who Wayne knows, who gave me an envelope.” Other girls have told how they have been directed by footballers to the same store and even offered designer clothes in return for their services.

Jenny revealed SHE ended the four-month relationship with Rooney by getting rid of her mobile phone so he could not contact her any more. She said: “I decided to end it by throwing my SIM card away. He may have tried to contact me but I would never know.

“I ended it because I felt bad. I had regrets about seeing Wayne because he was married and his wife was pregnant on top of that. That’s when I decided to put a stop to it.”

SO AT THIS POINT SHE FELT ‘BAD’ ABOUT WHAT SHE HAD DONE. FELT ‘BAD’ BECAUSE WAYNE ROONEY WAS MARRIED, EVEN THOUGH SHE HAD KNOWN THIS FACT FOR QUITE SOME TIME AND IT HAD NOT AFFECTED HER PREVIOUSLY. SHE FELT SO ‘BAD’ THAT SHE SIMPLY HAD TO REVISIT THE WHOLE ‘BAD’ SITUATION ONE MORE TIME TO MAKE A VERY LARGE SUM OF MONEY, KNOWING THAT DOING SO WOULD PROBABLY MAKE HER FEEL SO ‘BAD’ THAT SHE WOULD HAVE ANOTHER STORY TO SELL ABOUT JUST HOW ‘BAD’ SHE FELT ABOUT THE WHOLE THING.

Jenny insisted she stopped being a hooker at the same time as ending her relationship with Rooney.

And she said insisted she only had sex with him because she was a hooker. She said: “There is no way I would have slept with him if I hadn’t been working.

“That would have been an affair and it would have been a totally different matter.”

NOW THIS PAIR OF SENTENCES CONFUSE ME. IS SHE SAYING THAT IF SHE WASN’T A HOOKER SHE WOULD NEVER HAVE SLEPT WITH WAYNE ROONEY BECAUSE SHE HAS SOME INTRINSIC INABILITY TO HAVE AN ‘AFFAIR’ WITH A MARRIED MAN, BUT HAS NO ISSUE WITH SLEEPING WITH A ‘MARRIED MAN’ IF IT IS PART OF HER JOB AS A PROSTITUTE? WOW, THAT IS SOME WARPED SENSE OF LOGIC.

Despite her apology, Jenny said Rooney must also take responsibility for his actions.
She said: “I regret what I did but I was a single girl. Rooney was married and about to become a father. I am very sorry for my part in this. What they do now is up to them.”

THIS IS PROBABLY THE ONLY PART OF HER STORY THAT IS CORRECT. WAYNE ROONEY IS INDEED A VERY BIG PART OF THIS AND HAS A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO. HOWEVER THAT DOESN’T ABSOLVE JENNY THOMPSON OF HER PART IN THIS WHOLE SCANDAL.

THE FEAR MUST BE THAT HER SELLING OF THE STORY IN THE FIRST PLACE WILL LEAD SOME ‘NAIVE’ PEOPLE TO GO DOWN A SIMILAR ROAD BECAUSE THEY WILL FEEL THAT IN DOING SO THEY WILL BE SHOVED INTO THE LIMELIGHT AND HAVE THEIR FIFTEEN MINUTES OF FAME.

THERE ARE SOME UNDERLYING ISSUES THAT SHOULD BE ADDRESSED HERE BUT DON’T EXPECT THE NEWS OF THE WORLD TO DIG TO DEEP IN THESE MORAL VACUUMS AS THEY ARE TOO BUSY MANNING THE PHONES HOPING ANOTHER POOR UNFORTUNATE WOMAN GIVES THEM A CALL. YOU SEE JENNY THOMPSON IS AN UNFORTUNATE YOUNG WOMAN, AND I DON’T MEAN THAT IN A SARCASTIC TONE, SHE WILL LOOK UPON THIS IN TIME AND REALISE JUST HOW GRAVE A MISTAKE SHE HAS MADE. SHE CHOSE A LIFESTYLE THAT IS AS PERVERSE AS IT IS IMMORAL.

THE LIFESTYLE WHERE YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU WANT JUST AS LONG AS YOU HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH DEMEANING YOURSELF TO DO SO. IT IS TRAGIC. NOT AS TRAGIC AS THE LIFESTYLE OF A WOMAN WHO MAY HAVE BEEN FORCED DOWN THAT ROAD. WOMEN WHO THROUGH NO FAULT OF THEIR OWN FIND THEMSELVES DRIVEN TO PROSTITUTION. THESE WOMEN WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO SELL THEIR STORY TO THE TABLOIDS BECAUSE THE RED TOPS ARE NOT TOO INTERESTED IN ‘THAT’ SEEDY AN UNDERBELLY.

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