Following on neatly from the previous article we bring you number two in our Classic Football Assaults series. Pepe guilty of a dramatic attack on a defender he had already pushed over in the penalty area who he then decided to kick twice whilst he lay on the ground. Proper nutty stuff. He transpired later that the player he attacked had in fact run over Pepe’s dog two weeks earlier, hence the anger shown towards the Getafe man. Actually we made that up. Pepe prefers cats.