Long-winded people are boring, and writing full sentences is for chumps. So instead you have just SIX words. Sound easy? Good for you.
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Ok, well we are hours away from what is bound to be one hell of a tasty match between two teams who clearly do not like each other. Eastlands will play host to their near neighbours from Old Trafford and it will no doubt an explosive encounter.
Sir Alex Ferguson will be looking to continue their unbeaten start to the season and Roberto Mancini will be hoping to continue to make moves towards making their expensively assembled side into genuine title chasers. Now is your chance to say something to your opposing set of supporters. You may choose to be nice and point out something positive about your rivals or instead try to be amusing and witty?
Try to avoid obscenity and look for genuinely positive things to say in the allotted word length, if you can’t manage it in six, by all means use more!
You could probably write an essay about this. Well tough, you only have SIX WORDS! Concise and creative, or just plain hilarious, it’s up to you now so leave your masterpiece in the comments.