Good thing he’s not employed at Old Trafford to score goals.
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On Tuesday night, Manchester United had just gone a goal down to West Ham United at Upton Park.
After some scrappy play as the home side struggled to clear, the ball came out to the trusty right boot of John O’Shea, sitting up perfectly for him to half volley it into the top corner.
An immediate equaliser would silence the jubilant West Ham fans, and the momentum would all be with the Red Devils.
Except that’s not exactly what happened.
Take it away, John:
The goal’s that way, John.
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