Anfield player ejected from Melwood.
Liverpool midfielder Alberto Aquilani was ejected form the club’s training ground after security did not know who he was.
The 26-year-old, who recently declared his happiness at returning to Merseyside, was arrested for trespassing at Melwood.
The Italy international was ordered to return early to pre-season by boss Kenny Dalglish but was forced to leave the premises when security guards mistook him for an intruder, according to the Monday Supplement.
The security guards forcibly ejected Aquilani who later filed a complaint with the club.
But he has accepted the security guards made an innocent mistake and the good news for Liverpool fans is that he has pledged to see out the remaining three years of his contract.
“We saw this long haired fella kicking a ball around and couldn’t understand what he was trying to do,” Melwood security guard Steve Hill said.
“He kept taking shots from the edge of the area but the ball was flying all over the place, we presumed he was a local drunk and decided to throw him out before he smashed any of the windows”
“We asked him nicely to leave but he refused and said that he was a £20 million Liverpool player……This cracked us both up but we admired his cheek and asked him to prove it”.
The Italian then challenged both security guards to prevent him scoring a spot kick.
“After 76 failed attempts we told him enough was enough, we both had homes to go to and we could have been there all night, I’m not being funny but if he’s a footballer he did a really good job at hiding it.”
Clearly an amusing, comical and irreverent piece of nonsense, and is in no way true but good for a Friday afternoon chuckle!