When Napoli’s eccentric owner Aurelio De Laurentiis attended the fixture draw for the coming Serie A season he apparently didn’t like the way the games were coming out of the hat, and was convinced that his Naples side were being screwed by the FIGC. He therefore left in a huff and jumped on the back of a random person’s motorcycle and rode off into the night. Now is that normal? For the record the club’s opening fixtures seemed fairly balanced to us, Genoa (H), Cesena (A), AC Milan (H), Chievo (A). Spotted on the ever excellent Who Ate All The Pies.