When we say that the Old Trafford striker is bad at acting, we mean bad. Seriously, this is horrendous. It looks like Wayne Rooney is reading the lines through the window he is gazing forlornly out of. Ryan Giggs is actually decent, only has two lines, but there is simply nothing to be said of the England man’s delivery. It’s frightening. Also, why does Patrice Evra sound like Andre the Giant? Spotted on the always entertaining Who Ate All The Pies.