Is he hiding a spanner in his pocket? Does he just want ‘to talk’? Is Real Madrid centre back Pepe attached to the underside of the referee’s car, Cape Fear style, attached to the car’s axle? Jose Mourinho may well feel aggrieved by the fact that his side were the recipient of a total of nine yellow cards last night, two for Sergio Ramos, and Barcelona just got the two. But that’s no reason to set Pepe on the guy! Spotted on the always top notch Dirty Tackle.

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