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Jermain Defoe Cheats On Alexandra Burke With ‘Frumpy’ Nurse Kirsty Crummey

by The Newshound

Jermain Defoe

He’s at it again.

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Jermain Defoe has previous when it comes to bedding women whilst in ‘committed’ relationships and it appears that the Tottenham man is at it again. Perhaps surprisingly the lady he chose to do the deed with on this occasion is perhaps, and we are being as tactful as possible here, a little on the frumpy side (we tried).

Visual evidence of the woman in question is below.

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Apparently this is the second woman Jermain has ‘bedded’ during his relationship with the former X Factor winner but surely Miss Burke would not be too surprised by the behaviour of the England international as tales of his philandering ways are many.

Perhaps the most surreal aspect in this whole sordid affair is the nugget of information that has been revealed by the 26 year old nurse, yes that’s right 26!

Kirsty said: “He messaged me asking if I would have a threesome but I said No.

“He gave me a hug on the doorstep. I said I had a headache and he gave me two pain-relief tablets in the kitchen.

“He had a bowl of Coco Pops and asked if I thought the milk smelled OK.”

Then he took her upstairs and they started having sex in his walk-in wardrobe.

So there’s a chat-up line that is sure to succeed.

All of this has come out the day of a huge match for Jermain’s White Hart Lane side but that may not be of much consequence as the ‘love rat’ will probably be sat on the bench for the visit of Fulham.

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