A burnt nipple, a moose, exploding eggs and dog urine. It’s the most ridiculous football injuries of all time. Courtesy of the excellent Fanatix blog.

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10. Adam Chapman

This weekend Adam Chapman was almost ruled out of Oxford United’s game against Wycombe Wanderers after pouring boiling milk onto his nipple, which he had been heating for his baby daughter.

“It’s ridiculous,” Oxford manager Chris Wilder told BBC Radio Oxford. Hard to argue, really.

9. Ronaldo

Having just made his debut for Corinthians in 2009, Brazilian journalists were understandably excited about the chance to interview one of their country’s greatest ever players. A media scrum resulted in a black eye for Ronaldo, a three time winner of the FIFA World Player of the Year award.

Let’s remember Ronaldo for his best moments, shall we?