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Three word assessments of the Liverpool squad from a fan’s perspective…
Pepe Reina – Dodgy Spanish keeper.
Simon Mignolet – Must do better.
Brad Jones – Robbing a living.
Jon Flanagan – Cletus Simpsons Lookalike.
Martin Kelly – Martin, what happened?
Glen Johnson – Learn to defend.
Kolo Toure – Gaff loving freebie.
Mamadou Sakho – No more mistakes.
Martin Skrtel – STOP PULLING SHIRTS.
Daniel Agger – Time to sell.
Jose Enrique – Constantly, permanently injured.
Steven Gerrard – Brilliant but slippery.
Lucas – Immobile but reliable.
Emre Can – Schweinsteiger’s heir apparent.
Jordan Henderson – Footballing Duracell bunny.
Joe Allen – Small and friendly.
Coutinho – Brilliant little Brazilian.
Raheem Sterling – Potentially world-class.
Iago Aspas – Dear oh dear.
Luis Suarez – Bit too bitey
Daniel Sturridge – Scores and Dances!
Rickie Lambert – Keep rubbing eyes…