Wearing a suit on a muddy patch of grass on the banks of the River Thames, Mayor of London Boris Johnson had a kick-about with some children this week.
To say he was playing football would be stretching the truth.
The baffling Tory plodded around for a few minutes, struggling to get a touch of the ball.
Blonde bombshell Boris was briefly at the heart of the action, though.
He cynically chopped down a nine-year-old boy with a poor ‘attempt’ at a tackle.
Watch the foul play for yourself below…
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