Channel 4’s cult ‘cooking show’ Come Dine with Me can get quite serious…
— AlexCam (@1alexcam) January 7, 2016
Contestants judge each other very harshly, based on the quality, quantity, originality and presentation of their food, as well as their overall hosting skills.
Now, we do not doubt for a second that John Terry could throw one hell of a house party.
BUT judging by his latest Instagram post, the Chelsea skipper’s portion sizes and lack of on-plate diversity would seriously let him down when the votes were cast in the back of those taxis!
When JT says he’s making steak and broccoli, you better believe him…
Don’t get your hopes up and start dreaming of potatoes, sauce or any of that nonsense. Steak and broccoli means steak and broccoli!
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