Every bloke wants to be him.
And every woman – including my Brighton-supporting auntie – wants to be under him.
Bad luck Auntie Jayne!
This manager is taken. The 54-year-old silver fox is married.
And not just to Crystal Palace.
Because Tina Pardew has already put a ring on it.
At least Big Sam is still single…
Only joking! He’s taken too.
Life’s a bitch, ain’t it!?
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