If we were to honestly and accurately assign ratings to England players based on Monday night’s 2-1 defeat to Iceland they would look like a very short piece of binary code.
These ratings prove once and for all that robots and computers know absolutely nowt about football!
Wayne Rooney was rewarded with an astonishing 8/10 by Dream Team’s questionable algorithm, while Whoscored gave him a score of 6.88, which was also way too high for a one of the Manchester United star’s worst displays of all time.
Both sites had Joe Hart down as England’s lowest scorer following a second fatal error in three games, but they were still kind, with ratings of 5/10 and 5.56 respectively.
Dream Team also gave Marcus Rashford 5/10, despite him being England’s best player, albeit only during an eight-minute at the end.
Check out the full England player ratings from Whoscored and Dream Team below, before heading to the toilet for one final post-Euros chunder.
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