John Arne Riise has been hammered for his hammer-like sexual technique.
A critique in Katie Price’s latest book seemed to suggest that the most attacking left-back the Premier League has ever seen was also very gung-ho in his approach between the sheets.
And, apparently, that’s not what glamour model Price is into.
In which case, it’s a good job that her fling with the former Liverpool star came to an end in 2012.
Big John married his third wife, Louise Angelica Riise, in 2014.
And, no offence to Katie P, Riise appears to be doing very well for himself.
Has he changed his technique? Or does Louise like his old style? We’ll probably never know because she doesn’t seem the type to write a book about the adventures of her lady garden.
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