Cristiano, Cristiano. You’re an incredible athlete and one of the greatest footballers ever. You have the body of a Greek statue and beautiful women all over the world dream of marrying you.
But when you wear a suit that tight, and keep your arms held so awkwardly by your sides, you look like an alien which has landed on earth and is being made to wear clothes for the first time. We all know you’re hench Cristiano, you take your shirt off every week to remind us. So just for once, for your sake, go for a looser fitting suit next time will you?