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Tottenham’s £28m wantaway striker could be here for the long haul: Manchester Utd have a new target in mind!

by offsidetrap on August 20th, 2008 | 265 words | 6 comments

Dimitar Berbatov’s future at Tottenham has looked about as clear as a pint of Guiness most recently. After demanding a move to Manchester United for some time now, the sulking striker could now be getting the cold shoulder from his favourite suitor. Could Sir Alex really be turning his attentions to a certain Dutch striker […]

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Liverpool’s Captain Compulsive has a bit of a problem: He’s TOO clean!

by offsidetrap on August 20th, 2008 | 182 words | 1 comment

Let this be a lesson to those of you who are married: don’t ever let your bird talk about your personal habits. Steven Gerrard’s WAG, Alex Curran, opened her mouth recently about her husband and his personal hygiene, and the words that came out were comical. Yep, Stevie G has is a bit obsessed with […]

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Former Liverpool player claims he couldn’t have played for another English club after his career at Anfield

by offsidetrap on August 20th, 2008 | 274 words | 6 comments

Mr. Header himself, John Arne Riise, is well on his way to playing his first season in Seria A with famed outfit, Roma. While he’s more than happy to be getting a second chance from a club that obviously doesn’t know his shortcomings, he does want Liverpool supporters to know that he will always remain […]

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Where would Liverpool be without Fernando Torres in SIX words!

by offsidetrap on August 20th, 2008 | 147 words | 19 comments

Long-winded people are boring, and writing full sentences is for chumps. So instead you have just SIX words. Sound easy? Good for you.
Liverpool supporters know where Fernando Torres currently stands on their list of current Kop idols - and for most that’s probably near the top of the list. After saving their blushes for the […]

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Ipswich Town learns of player’s wantaway wish through social networking site: Will he have a job next week?

by offsidetrap on August 20th, 2008 | 237 words | no comments

You’d think that after watching former Crystal Palace striker Ashley-Paul Robinson’s social networking blunder blow-up in his face earlier this summer, other footballers would be a bit more careful when talking about their personal lives in such an open forum. Well apparently that doesn’t seem to be the case, as Ipswich Town now find themselves […]

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Arsenal manager tells boo-boys to stop harassing his sulking striker: Every player needs to feel wanted!

by offsidetrap on August 19th, 2008 | 318 words | 10 comments

Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger has it out for the entire lot at Arsenal! After being part of the majority this summer that fully believed Emmanuel Adebayor was a two-faced Arsenal backstabber, it appears the Frenchman has now had a change of heart. He wants Arsenal supporters to get back on the Adebayor bandwagon at once!

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Liverpool manager claims current ownership had the funds to end the Gareth Barry saga

by offsidetrap on August 19th, 2008 | 307 words | 25 comments

The Liverpool saga between Rafa Benitez and the current ownership continues to rage on at Anfield. After watching his bid for Gareth Barry go from probable to almost impossible, the goateed-one appears to be on the offensive once again. This time he’s claiming that Uncle Tom and George had the funds to make the Barry […]

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Just how good can Arsenal’s Samir Nasri be in SIX WORDS!

by offsidetrap on August 18th, 2008 | 151 words | 43 comments

Long-winded people are boring, and writing full sentences is for chumps. So instead you have just SIX words. Sound easy? Good for you.
Arsenal signing Samir Nasri couldn’t have asked for a better start to his new life at the Emirates with an opening-day goal just four minutes into the match. It was enough to see […]

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Former Tottenham man says London club are nothing without Keane and Berbatov

by offsidetrap on August 18th, 2008 | 263 words | 17 comments

North London’s former “favourite” son was at it again this weekend, poking his verbal stick into the bear cage hoping for a reaction from the Tottenham lot. He reckons the club’s new look is worthless without a certain Bulgarian striker. Is he right?

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Did the Liverpool manager REALLY almost quit over missed transfer signing?

by offsidetrap on August 18th, 2008 | 312 words | 17 comments

If you believe the Daily Mail (and, honestly, who doesn’t?) and their proper inside sources, then Liverpool supporters might be wondering if there are new possible rumblings and grumblings going on behind the scenes at Anfield. The new rumours include the three stooges: Stooge Hicks, Stooge Parry and Stooge Gillett. But does this new comedy […]

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