afonso alves

£26m Man Utd flop Italy-bound in January after dreadful 18 months in England
Down the years, many Premier League clubs have taken a chance on a player after he dazzled in the Dutch league. These...
Top Ten Most Bizarre Premier League Signings Including Man United & Liverpool Flops
Manchester United’s decision to loan Andy Kellett raised a few eyebrows…...
Top 25 Worst Transfer Signings Of The Premier League Era
Having looked at the top 25 youngsters, oldies, most hated and foreigners we now have a look at the worst transfer deals in the history...
Private: Too good to go down? Newcastle and Boro are just awful!
Let’s get this straight. No club was spared the ignominy of relegation because of the size of their average attendance or because...
Private: Middlesbrough striker singing Beautiful South song after brace against Manchester United
Take it away Mr Afonso Alves…with apologies to the great band from the north. I need a little time To score for...
Middlesbrough’s resident chubster needs to slim down
Mido’s clearly familiar with the concepts of takeaways and speed-dial; how else can you explain the timber that the Egyptian striker has...
Private: ‘Excited’ Alves set for samba welcome at Middlesbrough
The Middlesbrough Evening Gazette are in buoyant spirits, thanks to the signing of £12 .7 million Afonso Alves from Dutch club Heerenveen....
Middlesbrough bag Brazilian, but will their form improve?
Middlesbrough finally bagged Brazilian Afonso Alves from Heerenveen for the princely sum of £12million on a four and a half year contract....
Roma to hijack ‘Boro Alves bid?
Football365 reports that Roma are ready to leap ahead of hapless Middlesbrough a whisk Heerenveen striker Afonso Alves from under ‘Boro’s noses....
Private: Boro’s grotty strikeforce to finally get a boost?
Gareth Southgate amd his tombstone teeth, oversized tongue, massive lips, and huge nose have decided that it would be prudent to spend...