S’Alex Ferguson has been given a rollocking for throwing a chain around Cristiano Ronaldo’s neck and turning him into a footballing dancing bear; and FIFA Ubermeister Sepp Blatter has had enough of this disgusting behaviour.

The Daily Mail, an exuberant - if unreliable - transfer barometer, reckons that David Moyes is set to try his luck at nabbing Darren Fletcher and taking him to Goodison Park.

The Daily Mail is today squealing with excitement like an overexcited schoolgirl after bumping into David Beckham. The reason? Carlos Queiroz has apparently accepted Portugal’s invitation to take their coacing job recently vacated by Big Phil Scolari.

Cardiff wonderkid Aaron Ramsey, rather frothily described by the Independent as “the outstanding talent of his generation” has opted to sign for Arsenal over Man Utd. Although Ferguson’s men gnawed away at Arsenal’s early season lead, and the Gunners tailed off to third place, the first transfer blood of this summer looks to […]

Champions League and Premier League winners Manchester United have agreed a fee, thought to be between £5m to £6m, with FA Cup finalists Cardiff City for their 17-year-old teen sensation Aaron Ramsey.
Midfielder Ramsey, seen as a new Ryan Giggs, has been under the spotlight with the Bluebirds with their two appearances at Wembley. He was […]

Now it isn’t something that you’ll hear very often but Manchester United’s title hopes could depend on Darren Fletcher. But before you raise your arms up in disbelief, thinking I’ve lost it, I don’t mean in a way that the shiny Premiership trophy’s home for the next 12 months are influenced by Ronaldo, Rooney or […]

Liverpool gaffer Rafa Benitez has had a sly swipe at his opposite number S’Alex Ferguson mere days before the two rivals butt heads as one half of Grand Slam Sunday. In response to the Lord of the Ferg’s comments that Ronaldo needs protection from referees, Rafa said:
“Ferguson is clever, that is clear,” […]

Newcastle United currently sit 11th in the Premier League. While they’re unlikely to be playing in Europe next season, they certainly won’t be relegated, having as many wins as defeats so far this campaign. However, you’d think the Magpies were rooted to the bottom of the division given the sheer volume of media coverage devoted […]