Posts Tagged ‘ashley cole’

Manchester United and Chelsea players set to produce gangster movie!

by stresster on November 20th, 2008 | 210 words | 7 comments

Many Premier League footballers like to have a few sidelines, whether it be owning racehorses, buying a couple of restaurants or setting up a football academy. However, very few have plunged some cash into producing a ganglands movie, especially one featuring the rapper 50 Cent!

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Were England fans right to boo Chelsea and ex-Arsenal defender?

by stresster on October 13th, 2008 | 298 words | 8 comments

It appears that the main talking point after England’s 5-1 victory over Kazakhstan is not which players were particularly good or bad at Wembley, but more to do with whether it’s right to boo any footballer in a white shirt. The fans have often sought to make individual players a scapegoat if the team is […]

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Chelsea defender rejects Portsmouth and fights for place - the right decision?

by stresster on July 16th, 2008 | 247 words | 3 comments

Love is in the air at Chelsea, with players committing themselves to the cause well ahead of next season. Many had thought that the offer of first-team football would have persuaded

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Has Makelele ruined Chelsea’s plans?

by Dexter on May 21st, 2008 | 137 words | 1 comment

The sports pages are brimming with gloriously over-the-top stories (is there a big match on or something?), The Sun have a headline that simply says:
“BLUNATIC”

whilst the Daily Mail bellows:

“MAD MAK: Cole injury doubt after ‘red card’ tackle by team-mate in training”

The headlines are very melodramatic, but all you have to do is look at […]

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Chelsea throw toys out of pram over rearranged Everton game

by stresster on March 29th, 2008 | 358 words | 7 comments

They say that what goes around comes around and this certainly appears to be the case with Chelsea. They are a team that have consistently been at loggerheads with referees throughout the season, bringing the game into disrepute on several occasions and showing no remorse after the event. How Avram Grant had the audacity to […]

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Introducing your child’s perfect role model: Mr Cashley Cole

by Dexter on March 22nd, 2008 | 165 words | 1 comment

Avram Grant conveniently forgot about Ashley Cole’s litany of misdeeds when he today proclaimed that Cole - top of most people’s imaginary league table of dastardly bastardy - is actually a good role model for kids.
The Israeli’s basis for such an outlandish statement was that because Cashley apologised to the ref […]

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Ashley Cole apologises for being a prime git.

by Dexter on March 21st, 2008 | 207 words | 5 comments

Chelsea’s number one obnoxious brat, Ashley Cole, has apologised to Alan Hutton for his tackle on him during his side’s 4-4 draw with Tottenham. Cole managed to simultaneously say sorry and also claim that he didn’t mean to be dirty:

“I’d like to apologise to anyone I offended and of course Alan Hutton […]

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Ashley Cole: Football’s Augustus Gloop turns dirty…

by Dexter on March 20th, 2008 | 295 words | 4 comments

Ashley Cole, football’s Augustus Gloop - a greedy money obsessed swine, as evidenced by his seedy meeting and illegal at the Royal Park Hotel - where Cole was tapped up and lured in with promises of mountains of dosh. Cole later compounded his greedmeister image by the passage in his autobiography listing his […]

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Chelsea player and manager are shocking individuals

by stresster on March 20th, 2008 | 201 words | 3 comments

Who’s worse - Ashley Cole for a shocking challenge on Alan Hutton and then a petulant display immediately afterwards, or Avram Grant for claiming that he didn’t see the lunge?
Channel 4 reports that Grant’s opposite number Juande Ramos certainly managed to see it, claiming that the left-back got away with being dismissed.

Ramos said: “The […]

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Should Chelsea captain replace Liverpool captain as England captain?

by stresster on March 19th, 2008 | 219 words | 22 comments

Avram Grant certainly thinks Fabio Capello should reinstall John Terry as England captain for the friendly against France (providing the defender is selected), do you agree with the Chelsea manager? Sky Sports reports that the Israeli has been positively glowing about JT’s leadership qualities, but how can he compare them equally with Gerrard’s?
“England needs him […]

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