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Manchester United Supporters Will be Searched for Beach Balls Before Liverpool Match

Mad Dog and Glory — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 12:13:08 +0000

How the hell do you hide a Beach Ball?

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Liverpool have sold out of the £10 “Beach Set” that diverted the team’s title prospects at Sunderland and will search Manchester United supporters for any offending items, including Beach Balls, before Sunday’s Premier League clash at Anfield.
The club’s online store has experienced a rush on the “Beach Set” package following Darren Bent’s winning goal at the Stadium of Light on Saturday, when his shot struck a Liverpool-crested beach ball and ricocheted beyond goalkeeper José Reina. United supporters are suspected of being behind the increased demand for Liverpool beach products, with a “tribute” to Bent’s goal planned but risk having them confiscated at the turnstiles on Sunday. “It will be the normal search policy,” said a Liverpool spokesperson.(Guardian)

Just when you think you have seen everything at a football match you are greeted with the absurdity that was the Darren Bent assist for the Liverpool beach ball on Saturday. You can’t blame the United fans for cashing in on their rivals misery and you can guarantee the Anfield supporters would jump at the chance of doing likewise if they could.

Now presumably people will try to sneak in unblown up Beach Balls on their person and then attempt to blow them up with pumps. Therefore stewards should be wary of people claiming to having a third leg that will in fact turn out to be some sort of industrial strength pump needed to blow all the balls up before kick-off!

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Manchester United Make Impressive New Signing: 100% Strike Rate

Christian Bailey — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 15:37:36 +0000

Long may the harmless digging between the rival sets of fans continue ahead of the huge encounter between Liverpool and Man United next weekend, a game that many must feel that Rafa can not afford to lose and probably needs to win. With that in mind enjoy this latest attempt at Beach Ball related humour. Thanks to Dirty Tackle for this.

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Revealed: Liverpool Beach Ball Villain Identified (Video)

Mad Dog and Glory — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 11:09:48 +0000

This is fairly amusing. What is probably not so amusing is that the person who was dumb enough to throw the Beach Ball onto the pitch is probably so dumb as to probably boast about his deeds and in the long run possibly have an unfortunate accident.

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Darren Bent Discusses Liverpool Goal on Twitter

Mad Dog and Glory — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 10:14:22 +0000

Sunderland striker, and Beach Ball enthusiast, has been signing the praises of that crafty sphere shaped object that felt duty bound to get involved in yesterday’s proceedings.

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