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Top 25 Sexiest British WAGS

Jack Atchinson — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 19:57:18 +0000

Rules are simple: dated/married current footballer; British; damn sexy!

25. Danielle Lloyd (Jamie O’Hara)

Cheryl Cole and Ashley Cole to Get Back Together: Amazing News…

Mad Dog and Glory — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 17:26:44 +0000

Try to contain your excitement!

Cheryl Cole Planning To Dump Derek For Ashley?
As reports claim the Chelsea footballer is taking Chezza to Dubai…
Cheryl Cole has allegedly decided to dump rumoured beau Derek Hough so she can give her marriage to Ashley Cole another go.
According to the News of the World, the gorgeous Geordie is planning to “cool things” with Hough, and is considering taking back the Chelsea footballer – despite allegations that he cheated on her with several women throughout their romance.
As we previously reported, Chezza is said to of held a series of “secret meetings” with Ashley and is allegedly in “regular contact” with Cole, fuelling rumours that their relationship could be back on.
The Girls Aloud star has also reportedly told Derek that she “needs some time alone” – leaving the Dancing With The Stars ace upset that he can’t spend Valentines Day with Cheryl.
A pal close to Dezza told the tabloid: “Cheryl told him they should not push things.” (MTV)

In other Cheryl Cole related news the X-Factor host has been told to lose her Geordie accent and she also apparently has an addiction to….carrot juice. You couldn’t make this stuff up, well you could, but you get our point.

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X Factor Tickets: Cheryl Cole To Perform Live On This Week’s Show

Ticket Guru — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 09:05:02 +0000

Cher Lloyd, Aiden Grimshaw, Rebecca Ferguson, Wagner Carrilho, Treyc Cohen, Belle Amie, One Direction, John Adeleye, Katie Waissel, Mary Byrne, Matt Cardle and Paije Richardson will take to the stage once again this week.

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Cheryl Cole is set to perform live on this weekend’s X Factor show. The competition judge attracted over 15 million viewers when performing her single Fight For This Love during a live results show last year, but ITV bosses are expecting even bigger viewing figures this time round, as she takes to the stage with her much-anticipated single, Promise This.

Twelve acts now remain in this year’s X Factor competition. Cher Lloyd, Aiden Grimshaw, Rebecca Ferguson, Wagner Carrilho, Treyc Cohen, Belle Amie, One Direction, John Adeleye, Katie Waissel, Mary Byrne, Matt Cardle and Paije Richardson will take to the stage once again this week.

The final 8 contestants left in the competition will be confirmed to participate in the 2011 X Factor Live tour. X Factor tickets for the 2011 UK tour dates are on sale now.

The X Factor Live tour starts on February 19th 2011 and will stop off at venues such as Birmingham LG Arena, Sheffield Motorpoint Arena, London Wembley Arena, Liverpool Echo Arena and Manchester MEN Arena. It will run until April 2011.

Article originally published on Tixdaq.com

Cheryl Cole and Ashley Cole Officially Divorced: Pair Given “Quickie” Separation

Mad Dog and Glory — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 12:47:49 +0000

Like the assassination of JFK you will remember where you were the day you heard this momentous news.

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The Girls Aloud star is said to be relieved to have achieved a “divorce with dignity”.
A pal said: “It’s been a horrible few months for her, but at last she can look forward to the future.
“She feels like a massive weight has been lifted off her shoulders. She thinks it’s sad the way things have turned out, but life goes on.”
Neither Cheryl, 27, nor Chelsea left-back Ashley, 27, are expected to be present when their four-year marriage is officially declared over at the High Court in London today.
The X Factor judge is in Los Angeles while England star Ashley will face Bulgaria at Wembley tonight. Their case – numbered FD10D02550 – will be the first of 29 to be rubber-stamped by District Judge Christopher Simmonds. In a break from protocol, only their initials – CAC v AC – were listed yesterday at the court, unlike the other couples’ cases. Their decree nisi is to be announced at 10am in Court 9 of the Principal Registry of the High Court’s Family Division in High Holborn, central London.
The divorce was pushed through after the couple, each reckoned to be worth around £10million, struck a deal on property, money and other assets.
In the absence of any prenuptial agreement, it is believed they will split everything 50-50, including their £6million Surrey mansion. Cheryl is expected to sell the nine-bedroomed marital home they shared, divide the proceeds and move to a smaller house. She will also keep the couple’s two dogs, boxers Buster and Coco. Ashley earns about £6million a year from Chelsea and sponsorship deals. Cheryl has raked in £5million with Girls Aloud and has a new £1.7million-a-year contract for her TV role as an X Factor judge. (Daily Mirror)

It’s over now, we will all have to just move on or at least try to as best we can. It was a relationship that had its up and downs and sunk to incredible depths when posing for this national lottery ad below but also had amusing side stories like the continuous attempts by Ashley to get into other women’s knickers.

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Q. What do Cheryl Cole and Celtic Keeper Artur Boruc Have In Common?

Mad Dog and Glory — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 13:36:45 +0000

A. They were both targeted by crazed Satanist. There’s a good pub quiz question!

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A SatanIST threatened to kill Cheryl Cole and Celtic goalie Artur Boruc, carry out terror attacks on an airport and rape and kill girls at a primary school.
Alan Linton made the threats against the X Factor judge and Boruc in letters to the Daily Record and our sister paper the Sunday Mail.
He also wrote to Glasgow’s SECC claiming he was going to kill Cole when she performed there with Girls Aloud in May last year.
In letters sent to Celtic, Linton threatened to shoot Polish keeper Boruc and blow up the club’s stadium.
The 32-year-old wrote to Glasgow airport saying, “Christianity will be wiped out” in a series of terrorist attacks over the summer.
In another letter, Linton threatened to rape and kill girls at a Catholic primary school in Motherwell.
He wrote to Asda in Newmains, Wishaw, saying he would “blow up your supermarket”.
Linton also said he would “watch as all the evil followers die” when he blew up St Athanasius Church in Carluke, Lanarkshire.
He signed the letters as a “disciple of Satan” and included a joker from a pack of cards in the envelope. (Daily Record)

How gloriously random. This madman, and for a madman he must surely be, clearly likes the scattergun approach to dealing with his craziness. How the hell would both Cheryl Cole, goddess and living proof that Ashley Cole is an idiot, and Celtic keeper Artur Boruc ever appear on the same hitlist?

For some reason when I think of this story I find myself thinking of the film Seven but I can only imagine that this guy is not quite as charismatic as the character so fantastically and eerily brought to life by Kevin Spacey.

“What’s in the box?”

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Cheryl Cole Wears See-Through Top: Yes We Know That Isn’t Exactly a News Story..

Mad Dog and Glory — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 12:24:51 +0000

… but we are sure you would want to see it anyway. Thanks to the excellent Kickette for bringing this image to our attention (and leaving it emblazoned on our fragile childish minds). The former Chelsea wife is looking hotter by the day and must make Ashley Cole wonder just how much stupider he can look as time wears on. We think very stupid but lets see what happens. Apparently the England full back has a fool proof way to win back the Girls Aloud singer, and by fool proof way we obviously mean very very stupid way. His plan is to construct a ‘Memory Book’ (sounds like something that might happen in the Matrix) which will include photos and mementos of their marriage. Now that’s one hell of a plan but unless the ‘Memory Book’ has some kind of hidden device that somehow knocks Cheryl unconscious resulting in her losing her own memory we can’t see how this token gift will make the blindest bit of difference. Anyway onto that photo…

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Cheryl Cole Looking Hotter By the Day (Pics): Ashley Cole You’re an Idiot!

Mad Dog and Glory — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 16:34:28 +0000

Simply because we felt like it here are some very nice recent images of Cheryl Cole. If Stamford Bridge full back Ashley happens to visit this site (and we know for a FACT that fellow Chelsea teammate Michael Ballack is a big fan) then he may well take a look at these photos and wonder what all the fuss is about and may just kick back and pay no heed to the massive mistake he made by bedding an array of women who looked like bulldogs chewing wasps, however it is more likely he will think to himself “What the F**k have I done!” Because I know I would be cursing my idiocy if I had made such an error of judgement.

To see a particularly good recent pic of Cheryl Cole (With an incredibly large bag) CLICK HERE to visit the marvelous Kickette.

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Cheryl Cole Considers Taking Back Ashley Cole: Chelsea Star Victim of Predatory Women!

Mad Dog and Glory — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 13:41:06 +0000

Full back tries the whole “its not my fault I cheated on you” line of defence.

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Cheryl Cole has agreed to attend counselling sessions with her errant husband.
Despite originally telling friends she was intent on divorcing Ashley, and then refusing to take his calls, the Girls Aloud singer has had a change of heart.
The Daily Mail has learned that the X Factor judge has given in following a series of phone calls and text messages from the shamed Chelsea footballer, 29, pleading for another chance.
The breakthrough appears to have been aided by ‘Team Ashley’ – which includes his mother Sue, some of his Chelsea colleagues and even, sources say, team owner Roman Abramovich – and their attempts to portray Cole as a victim rather than a serial love rat.
Sources claim Cheryl, 26, has started to believe she is also at fault for the breakdown of their three-and-a-half-year marriage.
The first counselling session will take place as early as next week, after the footballer returns from a sports rehabilitation clinic in France where he is being treated for a broken ankle.
The sessions are likely to take place at their nine-bedroom home in Surrey.
A source close to the couple last night told the Daily Mail: ‘Cheryl has agreed to see a counsellor with Ashley to hear his issues.
‘She think he deserves to be heard and understands how he could think that she let him down as a wife.’
The source went on: ‘In essence, she is starting to accept his claim that it is not solely his fault their marriage collapsed.’
According to sources, she has compared Cole positively to his teammate and fellow adulterer, Chelsea captain John Terry.
The source revealed: ‘Cheryl sees Ashley as different to John Terry. He has managed to persuade her that he’s not a cad – more a victim of circumstance.
‘She’s now starting to think he’s vulnerable and immature and easy prey for predatory women.’
The source continued: ‘Of course, Cheryl is devastated and furious at what he’s done. But she accepts she owes it to their marriage to talk it through with him.’
Cole is thought to have cheated on his wife with at least four women during their relationship.
He made headlines on Monday afternoon when he told reporters that his ‘life had been ruined’.
His wife, who has still not begun divorce proceedings, announced their separation on February 23.
On the same day, Cole fled to the CEPS clinic close to Biarritz, in South-West France, to receive treatment on his broken ankle. He has been there ever since. (Daily Mail)

Do not adjust your computer monitors, you did read that correctly. Apparently, and you will find this equal parts incredibly and Insane, Ashley Cole is NOT to blame for his cheating antics, oh no, the blame should in fact rest squarely on those women who have tracked him down and tied him to the nearest mattress and forced their attentions on him. Poor boy.

Seriously if Cheryl Cole accepts this line of an excuse she needs her head examined, removed and then re-examined. It takes some front for the Chelsea and England man to attempt to play the whole “its not my fault’ card, I can only imagine that it was a similar tactic that helped John Terry to persuade his missus to take him back, either that or she is irretrievably stupid.

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Cheryl Cole Dumps Ashley Cole By Text Message After Ann Corbitt Affair!

Mad Dog and Glory — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 11:38:24 +0000

Ashley beds another classy lady and Cheryl has had enough.

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Heartbroken Cheryl Cole has sent her shamed husband Ashley Cole a text telling him it’s over. The love-rat was caught sending dirty texts and is alleged to have bedded a string of women.
Cheryl escaped to Los Angeles from where she sent the final text message in the tear-stained drama of their three-year marriage.
A friend told The Sun: “Cheryl has decided enough is enough and she is going to divorce him.”
She went on to claim that Cheryl pushed send on a text message to her ex that read: “Move out. It’s over.” (STV)

Ashley Cole will be fined and may even be suspended by Chelsea following the latest allegations concerning the England defender’s private life.
The Premier League leaders are to consider taking the unprecedented step because Cole has apparently broken the club’s strict code of conduct just days after it was laid out to them in no uncertain terms by Chelsea’s chief executive, Ron Gourlay, last week.
Cole, who is sidelined with a fractured ankle, is to be called before an internal disciplinary hearing following the latest revelations about his private life, which include claims that the player used unwitting club officials to cover up an alleged infidelity during the club’s pre-season tour to America last summer. The very least he can expect is a fine of two weeks’ wages, which would work out at around £200,000.
The new rules were drawn up before Chelsea were aware of the latest revelations concerning Cole, 29. Sunday newspapers yesterday alleged that Cole sneaked a woman back to his hotel room during the club’s pre-season tour to America last July. Ann Corbitt, a 28-year-old local government worker, claimed she had an affair with Cole in Seattle and the player then used unsuspecting club officials to attempt to cover-up the incident.
Chelsea are furious they have again been implicated in allegations concerning Cole’s sex life. Last week it was alleged members of the back-room staff helped Cole smuggle secretary Vicki Gough into his hotel room before a game at West Bromwich Albion. (Independent)

AMERICAN Ann Corbitt told how Ashley Cole begged for sex after texting a sleazy snap of himself in his trademark white pants.
Unimpressed Ann, 28, called them “a disgusting pair of tiny whities – briefs.” She added: “It was gross. Just nasty.”

Next day she met Chelsea players in a Seattle bar and Cole stuck to her “like a puppy”. She said: “It never crossed my mind he might be married. Ashley was openly cuddling and kissing me.”

Ann said they later had unprotected sex after Cole acted “really shocked” when she suggested he use a condom.

She said: “The sex lasted three or four hours. I was very taken aback by how intimate and how needy he was.

“It was like having sex with a boyfriend, someone who loves you.” (The Sun)

Things go from bad to worse and then to downright laughable for the Chelsea full back and perhaps what is most shocking about this how debacle is just how plain and ordinary both women that Ashley Cole has allegedly had liaisons with, especially when compared to the England man’s stunning wife.

It takes a certain amount of stupidity to be caught in such compromising situations. Carlo Ancelotti will not take this matter lightly. The Italian is known for his strictness on such matters and Ashley will no doubt feel the wrath of the Stamford Bridge boss, but hell only knows what Cheryl will do next.

It appears that the Cole’s marriage is all but done but I am sure more will come out of the woodwork before this whole situation is done and dusted. This latest revelation could well spark an affair avalanche of Tiger Woods proportions.

Oh yes and lets discuss the classiness shown by Ann Corbitt in this matter. Firstly she was astounded by the amount of intimacy shown by Ashley, as if she is generally used to being used as a sexual doormat. Oh yes and also, she as apparently oblivious to his being married, which is hard to swallow given the relative celebrity status the couple have.

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