Everton’s ginger supremo David Moyes remains confident that Joleon Lescott will sign a new Everton deal despite being linked in the ‘mee-ja’ with a move to Arsenal or Manchester United. (Various)
Birmingham boss Alex McLeish has managed to nab Aston Villa defender Gary Cahill , beating Boltonto his signature. (Daily Mirror)
…And Bolton could drown their sorrows […]

Part one of todays bulging and mewing burlap sack of rumours…
Liverpool full back John Arne Riise has claimed (via his agent) that he isn’t about to jump the Anfield ship and scuttle over to Newcastle. (Various)
…Meanwhile on the other side of Stanley Park, David Moyes is confident that star defender and goal machine Joleon Lescott […]

Tottenham’s moaning full-back Pascal Chimbonda has buggered off, leaving White Hart Lane and sniffing the air in search of as much money as possible. And it looks like his nose will lead him to Kevin Keegan’s Newcastle.
Pascal was out celebrating Spurs’ 5-1 mauling of Arsenal with his mates when he apparently said (according to the […]

Another day another moan from Pascal Chimbonda, the man who laughs when asked to play centre back, who used Wigan as a “stepping stone” and likes slapping Butts (Nicky that is)…
Todays moan from Pascal tells us of his growing disappointment with Tottenham’s apparent interest in any full-back with a pulse, and could possibly hint that […]