<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?> <rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" ><channel><title>CaughtOffside &#187; Dirty Tackle</title> <atom:link href="http://www.caughtoffside.com/tag/dirty-tackle/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://www.caughtoffside.com</link> <description>English Premier League Football News Blog</description> <lastBuildDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 13:19:06 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1</generator> <item><title>Top Ten Horror Tackles Of All Time With Truly Shocking Video Evidence</title><link>http://www.caughtoffside.com/2010/08/04/top-ten-horror-tackles-of-all-time-with-truly-shocking-video-evidence/</link> <comments>http://www.caughtoffside.com/2010/08/04/top-ten-horror-tackles-of-all-time-with-truly-shocking-video-evidence/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 04 Aug 2010 11:25:16 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>I Believe I Can Fry</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Features]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Video Loving]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Dirty Tackle]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Horror Tackle]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Horror Tackles]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.caughtoffside.com/?p=32869</guid> <description><![CDATA[Here are top ten horror challenges to have ever happened in football. Not for the faint-hearted....]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here at Caughtoffside, we certainly don&#8217;t condone breaking another person&#8217;s leg or knocking someone unconscious, but football is a physical sport and &#8220;accidents&#8221; are bound to happen. Here are the top ten worst and most shocking challenges to have ever happened, with video evidence.</p><p><a href="http://ads.betfair.com/redirect.aspx?pid=7306&amp;bid=1861" target="_blank"><img src="http://ads.betfair.com/renderImage.aspx?pid=7306&amp;bid=1861" border="0/" alt="" />Think Chelsea will win the Champions League? Join Betfair and get £25 free!</a></p><p><strong><a href="http://www.caughtoffside.com/2010/07/26/join-the-free-caughtoffside-fantasy-football-league-and-win-20k/">Join the Free CaughtOffside Fantasy Football League and Win £20k!</a></strong></p><p><a target="_blank"><img src="http://view3.picapp.com/pictures.photo/image/7227338/eduardo-and-cesc-fabregas/eduardo-and-cesc-fabregas.jpg?size=380&#038;imageId=7227338" border="0" width="380" title="Eduardo and Cesc Fabregas Arsenal 2007/08" height="250" oncontextmenu="return false;" ondrag="return false;" onmousedown="return false;" alt="A Shocked Cesc Fabregas and Mathieu Flamini look at the Injured Eduardo (Double Compound Fracture of his left Leg ) as he lies on the ground in agony as Martin Taylor Birmingham City pleads his inocence after the Bad Challenge Arsenal 2007/08 Birmingham City V Arsenal (2-2) 23/02/08 The Premier League Photo Robin Parker Fotosports International" /></a><script type="text/javascript" src="http://view.picapp.com//JavaScripts/OTIjs.js"></script></p><p><span id="more-32869"></span><strong>10. In an Under-19&#8242;s game, Boca Juniors goalkeeper Jose Allende somehow only gets a yellow card for for this horrific challenge on Sevilla&#8217;s Jose.</strong></p><p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="425" height="350" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YdFn2NGbv_0&amp;feature" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YdFn2NGbv_0&amp;feature"></embed></object></p><p><strong>9. Not sure of the player names here, but one of them came off a lot worse in this challenge during a game between Oupa Ngulube and Black Aces.</strong></p><p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="425" height="350" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/TyHCs7Fcs34&amp;feature" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/TyHCs7Fcs34&amp;feature"></embed></object></p><p><strong>8. Axel Witsel ending Marcin Wasilewski&#8217;s season during Anderlecht vs Standard Liege.</strong></p><p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="425" height="350" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bFZgrbOYcoY&amp;feature" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bFZgrbOYcoY&amp;feature"></embed></object></p><p><strong>7. Ben Thatcher with a quite blatant forearm to Pedro Mendes&#8217; face, knocking the Portuguese player unconscious instantly.</strong></p><p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="425" height="350" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/F_8b1pd3Mas" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/F_8b1pd3Mas"></embed></object></p><p><strong>6. Some old school footage here, as the great Maradona is on the wrong end of a rather high tackle from Athletic&#8217;s Andoni Goikoetxea.</strong></p><p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="425" height="350" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/A0Si8QJfEhE" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/A0Si8QJfEhE"></embed></object></p><p><strong>5. Don&#8217;t watch this one if you are squeamish, as Ewald Lienen suffers a horrible deep wound thanks to a disgraceful challenge from Norbert Siegmann.</strong></p><p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="425" height="350" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OnUO34BztFM" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OnUO34BztFM"></embed></object></p><p><strong>4. Niels Kokmeijer breaks his leg in a match vs Sparta Rotterdam thanks to Rachid Bouaouzan.</strong></p><p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="425" height="350" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tC_c_71Cbcg" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tC_c_71Cbcg"></embed></object></p><p><strong>3. The infamous Eduardo injury. Martin Taylor as always been insistent that this challenge was accidental, either way, it&#8217;s still horrible.</strong></p><p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="425" height="350" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/z-FmSSA19FM&amp;feature" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/z-FmSSA19FM&amp;feature"></embed></object></p><p><strong>2. Roy Keane did not like Alf Inge Haaland, and what better way to let him know than to pretty much end his career.</strong></p><p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="425" height="350" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jzEGkmY-Vio" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jzEGkmY-Vio"></embed></object></p><p><strong>1. With absolutely no chance of getting the ball, Harald Schumacher decides to sprint out from his goal-line and hit Patrick Battison as hard as possible, leaving the player unconscious and minus a few teeth. Not even a yellow card offence according the the referee.</strong></p><p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="425" height="350" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/coSfMSUSVPI" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/coSfMSUSVPI"></embed></object></p><p><script type="text/javascript" src="http://videos.video-loader.com/playerjs/juke_4143.js?w=300&#038;h=250&#038;pID=12389&#038;bgc=ffffff&#038;cw=184331&#038;skinName=light&#038;wmode=window&#038;hideChrome=0"></script></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.caughtoffside.com/2010/08/04/top-ten-horror-tackles-of-all-time-with-truly-shocking-video-evidence/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>23</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Liverpool Set for Massive £40m Move, Chelsea Line Up £15m Midfielder Bid, Top Ten Players in the World, Vote for Us!</title><link>http://www.caughtoffside.com/2010/05/11/liverpool-set-for-massive-40m-move-chelsea-line-up-15m-midfielder-bid-top-ten-players-in-the-world-vote-for-us/</link> <comments>http://www.caughtoffside.com/2010/05/11/liverpool-set-for-massive-40m-move-chelsea-line-up-15m-midfielder-bid-top-ten-players-in-the-world-vote-for-us/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 05:00:50 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Mad Dog and Glory</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Features]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Link Loving]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Liverpool FC]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Manchester City FC]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Premier League]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Transfer Rumours]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Video Loving]]></category> <category><![CDATA[WAGS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Chelsea FC]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Dirty Tackle]]></category> <category><![CDATA[liverpool fc]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Paul Scholes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[rafa benitez]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.caughtoffside.com/?p=30761</guid> <description><![CDATA[Some Lovely Links Just For You! 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Thanks to <strong><a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/sow_experts/post/DTotD-Fan-slaps-celebrating-goal-scorer?urn=sow,235107">Dirty Tackle</a></strong> for bringing this hilarious bit of entertainment to our attention.</p><p><strong><a href="http://www.caughtoffside.com/2010/03/31/win-fantastic-prizes-for-writing-for-cos-its-a-winwin-thing/">Win the Club Shirt Of Your Choice Simply by Speaking Your Mind!</a></strong></p><p><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Au8U0RViEGU&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Au8U0RViEGU&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></p><p><span id="more-30303"></span></p><p><strong><a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/CaughtOffside/86922614981">Join Our Facebook Fan Page for the Latest News/Rumours/Forums/Videos/WAGS/Funny Stuff/Features!</a></strong></p><p><script type="text/javascript" src="http://videos.video-loader.com/playerjs/powerade_rooney_2173.js?w=400&#038;h=350&#038;pID=12389&#038;bgc=ffffff&#038;cw=67913&#038;skinName=light&#038;wmode=window&#038;hideChrome=0"></script></p><p><strong><a href="http://www.onlinefootballmanager.co.uk/welcome.asp?r=onlinefootballmanager">Don&#8217;t forget to check out Online Football Manager!</a></strong></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.caughtoffside.com/2010/04/20/footballer-celebrates-goal-in-front-of-opposition-fans-gets-slapped-in-the-face-video/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>2</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Footballer Attempts to Score Penalty Kick With Michael Jackson Spin: Fails (Video)</title><link>http://www.caughtoffside.com/2010/04/06/footballer-attempts-to-score-penalty-kick-with-michael-jackson-spin-fails-video/</link> <comments>http://www.caughtoffside.com/2010/04/06/footballer-attempts-to-score-penalty-kick-with-michael-jackson-spin-fails-video/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2010 11:43:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Mad Dog and Glory</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Features]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Video Loving]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Dirty Tackle]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Michael Jackson]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.caughtoffside.com/2010/04/06/footballer-attempts-to-score-penalty-kick-with-michael-jackson-spin-fails-video/</guid> <description><![CDATA[Simple question. Why? This guy basically deserves to be sent to a crab infested island for a period of five years or until he realises he is a complete fool, whatever happens first. This little bit of idiocy took place in an indoor match between Brazilian rivals Flamengo and Sao Paulo and with any luck [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Simple question. Why? This guy basically deserves to be sent to a crab infested island for a period of five years or until he realises he is a complete fool, whatever happens first. This little bit of idiocy took place in an indoor match between Brazilian rivals Flamengo and Sao Paulo and with any luck the penalty taker will never be allowed to forget this unforgivable act for as long as he lives.</p><p>Thanks to the excellent <strong><a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/sow_experts">Dirty Tackle</a></strong> for bringing this to our attention.</p><p><strong><a href="http://www.caughtoffside.com/2010/03/31/win-fantastic-prizes-for-writing-for-cos-its-a-winwin-thing/">Win the Club Shirt Of Your Choice Simply by Speaking Your Mind!</a></strong></p><p><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UC6kq9m12Mw&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UC6kq9m12Mw&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></p><p><span id="more-30100"></span></p><p><strong><a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/CaughtOffside/86922614981">Join Our Facebook Fan Page for the Latest News/Rumours/Forums/Videos/WAGS/Funny Stuff/Features!</a></strong></p><p><script type="text/javascript" src="http://videos.video-loader.com/playerjs/powerade_rooney_2173.js?w=400&#038;h=350&#038;pID=12389&#038;bgc=ffffff&#038;cw=67913&#038;skinName=light&#038;wmode=window&#038;hideChrome=0"></script></p><p><strong><a href="http://www.onlinefootballmanager.co.uk/welcome.asp?r=onlinefootballmanager">Don&#8217;t forget to check out Online Football Manager!</a></strong></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.caughtoffside.com/2010/04/06/footballer-attempts-to-score-penalty-kick-with-michael-jackson-spin-fails-video/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>5</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Keeper Kicks Opponent In Face: Ouch, You Might Want to Put Some Ice On That!</title><link>http://www.caughtoffside.com/2010/03/01/keeper-kicks-opponent-in-face-ouch-you-might-want-to-put-some-ice-on-that/</link> <comments>http://www.caughtoffside.com/2010/03/01/keeper-kicks-opponent-in-face-ouch-you-might-want-to-put-some-ice-on-that/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 13:55:21 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Mad Dog and Glory</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Features]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Dieter Paucken]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Dirty Tackle]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Michael Thurk]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.caughtoffside.com/?p=27910</guid> <description><![CDATA[This weekend was a bad one for potentially career ending tackles with Ryan Shawcross&#8217;s foul on Aaron Ramsey getting top billing but this image below shows that over in Germany they are not against pulling off karate kick moves on opponents. Thanks to Dirty Tackle for bringing this to our attention. A round of applause [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This weekend was a bad one for potentially career ending tackles with Ryan Shawcross&#8217;s foul on Aaron Ramsey getting top billing but this image below shows that over in Germany they are not against pulling off karate kick moves on opponents. Thanks to <strong><a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/sow_experts">Dirty Tackle</a></strong> for bringing this to our attention. A round of applause for the first person to find video evidence of this poorly timed challenge!</p><p>For the record, and it may or may not be relevant to anyone. This footballing assault took place in Bundesliga 2, when Koblenz keeper Dieter Paucken decided to get up close and personal with Augsburgs striker <a href="http://www.caughtoffside.com/tag/michael-thurk">Michael Thurk</a> who may well have a career as the lead in The Phantom of the Opera after this frighteningly violent attack.</p><p><strong><a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/CaughtOffside/86922614981">Join Our Facebook Fan Page for the Latest News/Rumours/Forums/Videos/WAGS/Funny Stuff/Features!</a></strong></p><p><img src="http://cdn.caughtoffside.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/ept_sports_sow_experts-622369380-1267396182.jpg" alt="" title="" width="465" height="349" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-27909" /></p><p><span id="more-27910"></span></p><p><script type="text/javascript" src="http://videos.video-loader.com/playerjs/game_widget_320_2117.js?w=400&#038;h=350&#038;pID=12389&#038;bgc=ffffff&#038;cw=63275&#038;skinName=light&#038;wmode=window&#038;hideChrome=0"></script></p><p><strong><a href="http://www.onlinefootballmanager.co.uk/welcome.asp?r=onlinefootballmanager">Don&#8217;t forget to check out Online Football Manager!</a></strong></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.caughtoffside.com/2010/03/01/keeper-kicks-opponent-in-face-ouch-you-might-want-to-put-some-ice-on-that/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>1</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Liverpool Fan In Dreamland, Tottenham Years Behind, Naked WAGS and Dirty Tackles!</title><link>http://www.caughtoffside.com/2009/11/02/liverpool-fan-in-dreamland-tottenham-years-behind-naked-wags-and-dirty-tackles/</link> <comments>http://www.caughtoffside.com/2009/11/02/liverpool-fan-in-dreamland-tottenham-years-behind-naked-wags-and-dirty-tackles/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:43:23 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Mad Dog and Glory</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Arsenal FC]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Extra Time]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Features]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Link Loving]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Liverpool FC]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Manchester United FC]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Premier League]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Serie A]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Tottenham FC]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Transfer Rumours]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Video Loving]]></category> <category><![CDATA[WAGS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[arsenal fc]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Dirty Tackle]]></category> <category><![CDATA[liverpool fc]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Manchester United]]></category> <category><![CDATA[studs up]]></category> <category><![CDATA[tottenham]]></category> <category><![CDATA[WAG]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.caughtoffside.com/?p=20682</guid> <description><![CDATA[Some Lovely Links Just For You! 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Watch as Celtic Captain Stephen McManus sets his teammates a fine example by putting in one of the worst challenges you will ever see. It&#8217;s not that the tackle is malicious or indeed particularly violent, its just so damn matter of factly delivered as if [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks to <strong><a href="http://www.dirtytackle.net/">Dirty Tackle</a></strong> for bringing this to our attention. Watch as <a href="http://www.caughtoffside.com/tags/scottish-premier-league/celtic/">Celtic</a> Captain <a href="http://www.caughtoffside.com/tag/stephen-mcmanus">Stephen McManus</a> sets his teammates a fine example by putting in one of the worst challenges you will ever see. It&#8217;s not that the tackle is malicious or indeed particularly violent, its just so damn matter of factly delivered as if to say &#8220;I can&#8217;t be bothered to chase after you, So I am just going to chop you down where you stand!&#8221;</p><p><strong><a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/CaughtOffside/86922614981">Join Our Facebook Fan Page for the Latest News/Rumours/Forums/Videos/WAGS/Funny Stuff/Features!</a></strong></p><p><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HJ5QuYlHrSU&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HJ5QuYlHrSU&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></p><p><span id="more-20427"></span></p><p><script type="text/javascript" src="http://videos.video-loader.com/playerjs/sky921295_1295.js?w=400&#038;h=350&#038;pID=12389&#038;bgc=ffffff&#038;cw=11655&#038;skinName=light"></script><br /> <a href="http://www.onlinefootballmanager.co.uk/welcome.asp?r=onlinefootballmanager" target="_blank"><strong>Don&#8217;t forget to check out Online Football Manager!</strong></a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.caughtoffside.com/2009/10/30/latest-tackle-ever-celtic-captain-leads-by-example-video/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>3</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>The Nosebreaker (Video)!</title><link>http://www.caughtoffside.com/2009/10/20/the-nosebreaker-video/</link> <comments>http://www.caughtoffside.com/2009/10/20/the-nosebreaker-video/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 16:45:47 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Mad Dog and Glory</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Serie A]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Video Loving]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Dirty Tackle]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Nosebreaker]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.caughtoffside.com/?p=19510</guid> <description><![CDATA[OK this is gross. The way Sampdoria striker Giampaolo Pazzini doesn&#8217;t roll around in agony is disconcerting as he clearly realises that if he does roll around his nose will fall off! Thanks to Dirty Tackle for making us throw up a little! Join Our Facebook Fan Page for the Latest News/Rumours/Forums/Videos/WAGS/Funny Stuff/Features! Don&#8217;t forget [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OK this is gross. The way Sampdoria striker Giampaolo Pazzini doesn&#8217;t roll around in agony is disconcerting as he clearly realises that if he does roll around his nose will fall off! 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Imagine for one moment this had happened in the Premier League. There would be much rolling around on the floor and perhaps an ambulance team on site within seconds. This guy takes it like a man. I mean he is kicked full force in the head and he [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks to <strong><a href="http://www.dirtytackle.net/">Dirty Tackle</a></strong> for this one. Imagine for one moment this had happened in the Premier League. There would be much rolling around on the floor and perhaps an ambulance team on site within seconds. This guy takes it like a man. 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