Watch as Michelle Obama really gets into this Football training school but then proceeds to display an alarming lack of ability and is in fact made to look something of a fool by a very small child. America’s first lady also looks like a very competitive woman who must win at all costs, plus is it just me or is she looking more than just a little sexy in that exercise outfit? (please say its not just me!)
Whoever came up with the idea of a football match which consisted entirely of line ups made up of attractive women wearing body paint should really have been in the running for some sort of Nobel Prize. Clearly their football skills are negligible but that really isn’t the point is it.
After reading THIS CLASSIC RANT we thought we would open a can of worms and ask you for your thoughts on what you hate about the game of football. Now this is clearly a very large canvas for you to paint on but go ahead try it and you might find yourself exorcising some deeply embedded demons (sounds painful).
Let me give you a handful to get your started. I hate the following football related things.
1) I hate people who have second clubs, teams that they claim to follow other than their own, this is both patronising to the ‘lesser’ team and in many ways simply detracts from your ’support’ of your first love.
2) I hate Garth Crooks
3) So called football fans who come out of the woodwork when a major tournament takes place.
4) I hate the fact that I know that matchday programmes are a rip off but I buy them anyway out of some sort of OCD based stupidity.
You get the idea so in the embarrassing words of Delia Smith “Let’s be having you!”
This is some serious girl on girl action and not in a good way. For some reason New Mexico defender Elizabeth Lambert decides to start an all out war on her opponents. Watch as the puts in some unsubtle moves that would make Julian Dicks wince! Thanks to The Spoiler for the heads up on this one.
It appears the Americans are beginning to get the hang of the game we like to call FOOTBALL and not SOCCER. Here are some of the goals of the season thus far, enjoy watching them whilst consuming an oversized meal and drink combo. But seriously it does seem that the US is producing some top talent of late with more than half of their last 18 man international squad plying their trade in top tier European Leagues no less.
Former Liverpool and England legend John Barnes was sacked today, hence the creation of this topic for discussion! Oh yes, and anyone who manages Argentina and struggles to qualify for a World Cup must be up for consideration (see image below).
This turns very brutal, far more so than you would imagine. At one point some guy tries to break things up and ends up with a punch in the face for his troubles. Those who get turned on by a bit of girl on girl action (in the form of crazed violence) will get some sad sick pleasure out of this. The rest of us will just watch and wonder whether all those concerned kissed and made up in communal showers (it could happen!).
For those of you who saw the recent tackle involving Axel Witsel and Marcin Wasilewski (CLICK HERE to see that one) and thought it couldn’t get any worse, well take a look at this horror show of a footballing assault!
For every Steven Gerrard, Wayne Rooney and Cesc Fabregas there are surely as many footballers who have somehow conned their way into playing top tier football. Time to name and shame!
It’s promotional video time. The way this works is as follows, click the button and we get to eat! Actually some of this video is quite cool but clearly some of the action is conducted with a fair amount of camera trickery, hell for all I know that might be a fake Bull! Anyway, enjoy!
Some would say that Arsenal’s Robert Pires had a tendency to go down easily or that Steven Gerrard isn’t averse to falling to the floor with relative ease. Of course Cristiano Ronaldo made a name for himself at Man United for his theatrics as has Didier Drogba at Chelsea, but take a look at these beauties!
Thanks to the fantastic Dirty Tackle for this. Really not sure he deserves a red card for the little push he gives an opponent but for the foul mouthed rant he totally warrants some kind of punishment, perhaps he can serve as a referee for a week then he can shout “You Motherfucker at all 22 players on the park”. Fun!
