Seriously how freaky are those two freaky people either side of a surprisingly calm Wayne Rooney. Jedward, in case you needed educating, are a talentless pair of twins who have somehow expanded their 15 minutes of fame by a couple more minutes, such is the rather sorry state of affairs in the world we live in today. Over to you now. Caption competition. Remember try to not use obscene language, instead just try to be witty and urbane. Failing that be offensive but maybe not so offensive that our automatic moderation kicks in.
OK, so it’s not football related but it is nonetheless an example of just how insane the world has gotten. These guys obviously have no talent, that is a given, but for some reason like force fed Lemmings they were kept on the worst show in human history week in and week out until someone up there (any worthwhile deity will do) decided enough was enough and made sure this continued no longer.
If anyone is in doubt, or has been living in a nuclear silo for the past few months, this pair of irritants possess the talent, ability and charisma of a three legged mouse who’s blood has been replaced by Fanta.