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		<title>Arsenal Striker Eduardo: Heading for the Olympics?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 11:58:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Be warned, Mr Rant Is back in Town Arsenal Striker Eduardo: Heading for the Olympics? If he&#8217;s not, he damn well should be. I despise people who dive in matches, so much so that I&#8217;d happily shout abuse at one of my own team who decided to take a tumble, and have before resorted to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Be warned, <a href="http://www.caughtoffside.com/tag/mr-rant">Mr Rant</a> Is back in Town </p>
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<p><a href="http://www.caughtoffside.com/tags/premier-league/arsenal/">Arsenal </a>Striker <a href="http://www.caughtoffside.com/tag/eduardo">Eduardo</a>: Heading for the Olympics?</p>
<p>If he&#8217;s not, he damn well should be.</p>
<p>I despise people who dive in matches, so much so that I&#8217;d happily shout abuse at one of my own team who decided to take a tumble, and have before resorted to shouting &#8216;Get up you nonce&#8217; at them down the pub. I thought for once, UEFA had done the right thing by banning <a href="http://www.caughtoffside.com/tag/eduardo">Eduardo</a>. People were complaining that he was being made a scapegoat. Too right he was. It was about time someone was punished, and punished heavily. Perhaps a  scapegoat is exactly what we need. </p>
<p>With Eduardo&#8217;s blatant theatrics against Celtic were simply infuriating. Perhaps Artur Boruc<br />
made contact. In fact, I&#8217;m pretty sure having seen the replay that there was contact.<br />
However the contact was so minimal that it wouldn&#8217;t have knocked a toddler off his feet<br />
let alone a &#8216;professional&#8217; footballer. Therefore Eduardo simulated a foul on him. When in<br />
reality, there was never a foul. </p>
<p>Some people would say that the referee is at fault for being so easily tricked. But with<br />
the angle that he was at, it looked as if there had been much more contact than there<br />
had been, so you can&#8217;t berate the referee for his mistake. It was a simple error.</p>
<p>My real beef with Eduardo (and particularly with Wenger for actually defending Eduardo)<br />
is that he showed no remorse and maintains his innocence. Eduardo is a role model for<br />
young kids playing football everywhere. What he&#8217;s done is advocate the use of dirty<br />
cheating tactics. It&#8217;s not on. He should be ashamed of himself and offer himself up as<br />
a sacrifice to the gods. Or in this case, UEFA. The fact that Arsenal appealed the ban<br />
AND won is disgusting and it just shows how the powers that be at UEFA don&#8217;t really<br />
care about the use of cheating in the game. These are clearly bleak times.</p>
<p>I just hope if someone dives against Arsenal and gets away with it, Mr.Wenger doesn&#8217;t<br />
moan and go on about it. However, with Mr.Wengers track record of moaning like a<br />
little girl when his side have been beaten fairly, let alone when they&#8217;ve been on the<br />
end of some bad decisions, somehow I feel he will be the first person to speak up and<br />
complain about the referee and the guilty player.</p>
<p>Mr.Wenger and Eduardo should be banned from the game for a few games, to show<br />
other people who enjoy the odd dive (particularly Real Madrid&#8217;s Portuguese summer<br />
signing) that cheats wont be tolerated.</p>
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		<title>What the F*** is the Problem with Michel Platini and Sepp Blatter?</title>
		<link>http://www.caughtoffside.com/2009/09/22/what-the-f-is-the-problem-with-michel-platini-and-sepp-blatter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 13:48:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr Rant</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our latest contributor to COS, Mr Rant, can get a little carried away so if there are any small children reading this, we apologise. I&#8217;m sure they just hate English football. They&#8217;re talking about bringing in the 6-5 rule. They blame the amount of foreigners in the English game on the national teams poor showing [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Our latest contributor to COS, <strong><a href="http://www.caughtoffside.com/tag/mr-rant">Mr Rant</a></strong>, can get a little carried away so if there are any small children reading this, we apologise. </p>
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I&#8217;m sure they just hate English football.</p>
<p>They&#8217;re talking about bringing in the 6-5 rule. They blame the amount of<br />
foreigners in the English game on the national teams poor showing at recent<br />
international competitions. Apparently it&#8217;s nothing to do with the lack of team<br />
spirit or quality managers that England had until Capello. I&#8217;ve got no problem<br />
with setting a limit on how many foreigners are allowed to play. We had that<br />
rule in England until 2000 or so. But 6 English, sorry, British and the rest<br />
foreign is stupid. I&#8217;m a <a href="http://www.caughtoffside.com/tags/premier-league/man-utd/">Man Utd</a> fan, and we have enough English players<br />
for it not to effect us, so it&#8217;s not just a bitter <a href="http://www.caughtoffside.com/tags/premier-league/arsenal/">Arsenal </a>fan ranting out of pure<br />
bitterness, in an attempt to make the numerous inadequacies of the Arsenal<br />
team seem less important.</p>
<p>Italian and Spanish teams have dominated Europe since 2000 or so and it&#8217;s<br />
about time the English teams got back to where we should be. But Platini<br />
is bitching about the fact that the four top teams are in debt and until the<br />
debt is paid off, he wants us banned from European competition. </p>
<p><strong>What A Prick</strong></p>
<p>I can&#8217;t help but wonder, as he only mentioned English teams, will this rule<br />
effect Real Madrid, who as a club, have a truly monumental debt. Real Madrid<br />
just get lucky because the President can put his own money into buying players.<br />
What about AC Milan? Who&#8217;ve recently shown that they have less money than<br />
a beggar on the streets of Baghdad. </p>
<p><strong>Of course it wont.</strong></p>
<p>The English have always been the victim of bias from the European and World<br />
governing bodies. Before you start telling me I&#8217;m delusional and paranoid, I have<br />
examples to back my statement up.</p>
<p>Look at when English teams got banned from European Competition because of the<br />
level of hooliganism. Don&#8217;t get me wrong, the teams perhaps deserved the ban because<br />
of the moronic few who couldn&#8217;t control themselves. The fact is though, when<br />
Italian hooligans, Turkish hooligans, Polish hooligans riot or cause problems, a ban<br />
from competitions isn&#8217;t even in the picture. Look at the AC vs Inter game from a few<br />
years ago? Dida gets hit on the head by a flare from the Inter fans. The game gets<br />
stopped and the fans riot. What was the punishment? A few thousand euros and<br />
an order to play the rest of the european games for the season behind closed doors.<br />
What utter bullshit. If that was Man Utd Vs <a href="http://www.caughtoffside.com/tags/premier-league/liverpool/">Liverpool </a>and the same happened.<br />
Those two teams would be chucked out of the competition and banned from europe<br />
for a few years. On top of a colossal fine. </p>
<p>Look at Spain too. <a href="http://www.caughtoffside.com/tag/fifa">FIFA</a> are one of the key advocates of the &#8216;Kick Racisim Out Of Football&#8217;<br />
programme, yet when Spanish fans racially abuse Black English players, what is the outcome?<br />
A Fine. A Weak fine. €20,000. It&#8217;s sickening that Sepp and the powers that be think it will just<br />
go away without them having to seriously do anything about it. Spain should have been<br />
kicked out of all International and Continental competitions, Club and National teams.<br />
But they weren&#8217;t.</p>
<p>So what&#8217;s next?</p>
<p>Will England be banned because of the Crowd problems at the recent West Ham vs Millwall<br />
game? Next time Joey Barton decides to smash someones head in, will we get a ban?<br />
Where will the bias against England and it&#8217;s clubs and competition stop?</p>
<p>What a load of shit. <a href="http://www.caughtoffside.com/tag/sepp-blatter">Sepp Blatter</a>, please fuck off.</p>
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