<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?> <rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" ><channel><title>CaughtOffside &#187; prick parry</title> <atom:link href="http://www.caughtoffside.com/tag/prick-parry/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://www.caughtoffside.com</link> <description>English Premier League Football News Blog</description> <lastBuildDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 13:56:31 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1</generator> <item><title>Dear Liverpool manager, what the hell is going on?</title><link>http://www.caughtoffside.com/2008/08/19/finaldear-mr-benitez-what-the-fk-is-going-on/</link> <comments>http://www.caughtoffside.com/2008/08/19/finaldear-mr-benitez-what-the-fk-is-going-on/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 08:42:06 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Liverpool FC]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Premier League]]></category> <category><![CDATA[bentiez]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Gareth Barry]]></category> <category><![CDATA[liverpool fc]]></category> <category><![CDATA[prick parry]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Xabi Alonso]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.caughtoffside.com/?p=8612</guid> <description><![CDATA[Dear Rafa, Are you losing the plot? Why not join the debate at the COS forum? First up was Friday&#8217;s press conference ahead of the Sunderland game. You seemed fed up with journalists, frustrated by the failure of the club to secure Gareth Barry&#8217;s signature and on a collision course with Rick Parry, the club&#8217;s [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear Rafa,<br /> Are you losing the plot?<br /> <span id="more-8612"></span></p><p><em>Why not join the debate at the <a href="http://www.caughtoffside.com/forum">COS forum</a>?</em></p><p>First up was Friday&#8217;s press conference ahead of the Sunderland game. You seemed fed up with journalists, frustrated by the failure of the club to secure <a href="http://www.caughtoffside.com/tag/gareth-barry">Gareth Barry</a>&#8217;s signature and on a collision course with Rick Parry, the club&#8217;s chief executive officer. Yet again.</p><p>Saturday morning, us Liverpool fans woke to reports that you had been / were on the verge of quitting the club because owners Hicks and Gillett had vetoed the signing of Barry.</p><p>This was, thank God, denied via a statement on The Offish site.</p><p>But then when I opened a copy of The Scum, it said that <a href="http://www.caughtoffside.com/tag/xabi-alonso">Xabi Alonso</a>, tired of being undervalued by the Reds, had demanded to be sold.</p><p>Somewhat nervously I set off to watch you and the boys avoid the banana skin that was Sunderland.</p><p>But after winning 1-0, the headlines didn&#8217;t commend Liverpool for putting a difficult week behind them with a hard-fought victory. No, Liverpool were again savaged in the press for being mediocre, over-reliant on Fernando Torres and on the brink of internally imploding. You were reportedly ready to walk away, demand the head of Rick Parry on a stick and throw in the towel at the club you have repeatedly claimed you love / are 100% committed to / blah blah blah.</p><p>I think it has to be said that a lot of the crap thrown about in the media after Saturday&#8217;s game had to do with the team&#8217;s poor performance on the pitch, but quite a lot of it had to do with your post match press-conference. Why on earth did you allow the subject of Parry and Barry to come up again?</p><p>Where&#8217;s the cool, calm, collected Rafa of three seasons ago?</p><p>Although I suspect the London-based media is simply looking for a tasty story at the start of the season, and kicking Liverpool has become something of their pastime in recent seasons, the question needs to be asked whether or not you&#8217;re losing the plot?</p><p>Was Sami Hyypia really the right choice for central defence on Saturday, given that both Agger and Skrtel were fit? Sure, the experienced Finn has shown himself to be a classy, dependable performer, but the summer holiday hasn&#8217;t done anything to improve his speed and, at times in the first half, he was caught out of position simply because he couldn&#8217;t move quickly enough.</p><p>With the introduction of <a href="http://www.caughtoffside.com/tag/xabi-alonso">Xabi Alonso</a> after the break, Liverpool looked much more threatening going forward, the Spaniard bringing some much-needed creative passing to the team. It came as no surprise that Torress goal came from a piece of trademark Alonso passing. Sure, Nando did the business, and all credit to him. But it was Alonso&#8217;s vision that split the Villa defence to create the initial space for the Liverpool striker.</p><p>With Barry cup-tied having played for Villa in Europe earlier in the week, and Alonso again showing that he&#8217;s capable of sublime skill, despite recovering from a dead-leg sustained against Standard Liege on Wednesday night in the Champions League, it would have been nice, Mr Benitez, if you had come right out and said: We&#8217;re sticking with Alonso, and drawn a line under the whole Barry-saga.</p><p>Let&#8217;s face it, do Liverpool really need Barry when Masch and Lucas are back from the Olympics and with a confident, fit Alonso in the side?</p><p>Instead, your post-match comments only served to fuel the division at the club, what with your criticism of <a href="http://www.caughtoffside.com/tag/prick-parry">Prick Parry</a> for his inability to sort out a deal for Barry, siding (mysteriously) with one of the club&#8217;s owners and further implying that Alonso is still for sale.</p><p>As a lifelong Liverpool supporter, how I long for the glory days of Paisley, Fagin and Dalglish. Under your leadership, Mr Benitez, the Reds&#8217; fortunes have undoubtedly revived; but quite frankly, two days into the new season I&#8217;m beginning to wonder if the wheels aren&#8217;t about to fall off this year&#8217;s title campaign before we&#8217;ve already got going because you seem hell bent on playing club politics in the public eye.</p><p>No matter that Parry doesn&#8217;t seem up to the the chief-exec job. Please stop entering into public spats with the club hierarchy. Do us a favour and distance yourself from the transfer-merry-go-round and concentrate on coaching the best out of the squad you&#8217;ve assembled, not whinge on about potential new signings.</p><p>After all, it could be a lot worse. You could be Kevin Keegan.</p><p>Very best wishes, as ever,<br /> Jon</p><p><a href="http://www.getsport.tv/football/england/english-premier-league/2008-2009/liverpool-middlesbrough-live-online">Watch Liverpool live online</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.caughtoffside.com/2008/08/19/finaldear-mr-benitez-what-the-fk-is-going-on/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>38</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
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