An unprecedented shopping spree is expected to hit Loftus Road next month, as Queens Park Rangers make use of the influx of cash courtesy of Indian billionaire Lakshmi Mittal. QPR, currently 21st in the 24-team Coca Cola Championship, clearly need the help. But just who are they pursuing?
Watford midfielder Gavin Mahon, West Ham striker Hogan […]

There’s a very trendy belief that there are too many foreigners in the English game but wotcha gonna do about it? Complain to your friends in the pub like Harry Enfield’s self-righteous brothers? Boo any player who doesn’t produce a UK passport when he runs onto the pitch? Or nothing?
Well, while most people have chosen […]

It’s not been a great year for Auntie, what with losing a load of funding, being found out to be dirty rotten cheats ripping of quiz contestants and Gary Lineker still smirking at the camera. So it with a smile on our face that we bring you better news from White City, the Beeb will […]

“I recently saw a busker playing Dancing Queen on the didgereedoo, I thought ‘that’s Aboriginal’”, there are very few lines as good as that one from the puntastic stand-up Tim Vine, and none of them have ever been in football chants. An art-form that is uniformly unfunny and usually just a way of swearing and […]

Being successful and unpopular is a horrible cross to bear, just ask referees, who get to the top of their profession only to be booed by all and sundry every week. Another person you might like to ask is Aidy Boothroyd, who is mighty annoyed that Watford aren’t the most popular team in the land. […]

For a while it was Kevin Phillips, for ages it was Jason Koumas, there was even some rubbish talked about Robert Earnshaw at some point. But who is currently the best player outside the Premiership? Well, here are some options, but feel free to pick your own?
Kevin Phillips (West Brom) - Is he past it? […]

It was back to the rat-race for Championship players at the weekend and they looked more than happy about it; turning in some great performances.
Sheffield Wednesday continued to get their season back on track with a impressive win at Stoke while Watford continued to steamroll their way to the Premiership as Marlon King grabbed […]

Like the first day back at school after half-term, domestic football returns tomorrow and it doesn’t look too appealing. But wait, don’t run off to MFI to buy that decking for garden just yet, their are some appealing fixtures in the Championship. How about Neil warnock’s first game in charge of Crystal Palace? Then, of […]

Watford’s bleach-topped striker Darius Henderson has claimed the September player of the month award in the Championship.
His five goals in five games was considered a far more impressive achievement than Sheffield United’s James “I used to be considered for England, you know” Beattie, West Brom’s Felipe Teixeira and Coventry’s Michael Mifsud, who were also in […]

Adrian ‘call me Aidy’ Boothroyd continued his dastardly plan to make Waford into a yo-yo club for the 21st century as they beat Sheffield Wednesday 2-1 last night to stay top of the Championship. Darius Henderson and Marlon King scored for the Hornets but they were a bit rubbish in the second half (apparently, we […]