SuesieG finally re-emerges from captivity to consider the opportunity that the England FA is about to let slip.
There’s an old story about an old priest, a flood, and waiting for a sign of salvation from God. While the flood waters continue to rise all around him, the old man waits on his roof, waiting […]

CaughtOffside’s weekly diarist SuesieG is back after defying the FA to take a little winter break.
I’ve been on hiatus from football since last December. Let me re-phrase that, I’ve been on hiatus from the Premiership and football. This usually happens to me once a year and coincides at the same time when the […]

CaughtOffside’s weekly diarist SuesieG waxes nostalgic about the man of the season, Sir Alex Ferguson.
I had a friend who asked me just this week if I was going to write something about Sir Alex and his 20 years at Manchester United. After thanking Football Jesus for giving me yet another opportunity to wind […]

CaughtOffside’s weekly diarist SuesieG pulls something out of nothing from the week’s biggest Premiership club news.
Sol –the-Christmas-Cake-Campbell
I once had a friend who told me - on my 26th birthday - that women over the age of 25 are like Christmas cakes - left on the shelf and past their sell-by dates. He laughed hysterically, […]

CaughtOffside Chelsea diarist SuesieG continues to follow the travels of the Premiership champions.
Ronaldinho’s Long Memory
Ronaldinho revealed today that one his all time worst memories was the late controversial John Terry goal that eliminated Barcelona from the Champions League in 2005. Interestingly enough, I have to admit that whenever I think of Chelsea-Barcelona matches, my […]

SuesieG reminds everyone that things could be worse…right?
Cheer up England fans, you’ve all been here before, and it’s likely you’ll be here again.
Almost 4 years ago to the day, a sorry England side drew 2-2 with Macedonia in the final qualifying Euro 2004 match. On that day, England Keeper, David Seaman, made […]

COS diarist SuesieG spins another web of news stories starring everyone’s favourite Premiership champions.

The second chapter of my continuing dirty affair with Chelsea,
This is my first year playing fantasy football manager, and to tell you the truth, I’m a unclear on a few things. I don’t get why this game is called “fantasy football.” First, […]

COS writer SuesieG does double takes on the Premiership’s biggest news, and shockingly today it’s Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea…
Money can’t buy everything.
After Liverpool’s Charity Shield victory this year, a Liverpool fan, John, phoned into the 606 and called Chelsea fans a disgrace for not turning up. “Where ARE they?” he yelled down the line, “Where ARE […]