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What!? highlights some of the sillier soundbytes spewed by the footballing elite, so that we can all feel just a little bit better about ourselves.

“If we had scored one or two more goals in the first half then it would have been different. “

Liverpool’s Rafa Benitez silences his critics following his side’s 2-1 Carling Cup exit to Crystal Palace.

“I like to please my team-mates. Sometimes it’s good, sometimes it’s bad.”

Arsenal’s Thiery Henry makes us flinch.

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