Former Manchester United captain Roy Keane decided to call it quits today, ending his brief spell with boyhood club Celtic due to recurring injury problems. He didn’t even call anyone a ****. He just rode off quietly into the sunset in what we can only assume was a car worth more than all of us put together, even if we sold our families to slavery.
But as the World Cup continues to consume us all, let’s take a moment to reflect on a fine, trophy-filled career with Manchester United and even finer list of expletive-filled tirades on everything from teamates to the state of today’s youth.