After Fernando Morientes, Peter Crouch, Djibril Cisse and Robbie Fowler have all been thoroughly beaten about the brow by press and supporters alike for their failure to score more than an own goal off the arse between them, all eyes will fall on the pacy troll who scored 17 goals last season – many of them highly impressive runs and strikes.
At the same time though, he is a bit of a c**t.