Abramovich To Lose Half His Fortune?

If Manchester United, Arsenal, Liverpool and even UEFA fail to stop Roman Abramovich’s money from helping Chelsea dominate the Premiership and the world of football – then there’s really only one place to turn…

His wife.

The most trustworthy of news sources, The News Of The World, is reporting that Roman could be divorcing from his wife Irina and could stand to pocket £5.5 billion of Abramovich’s “hard-earned” dosh.

The article goes on to detail some of the more annoying ways that rich people’s lives are considerably bettter than ours, but it would certainly be a rather amusing twist in the Chelsea saga should Roman be left with “only” a couple billion to play with.

Just one 30 million signing a season, how would they ever compete in the Premiership?